Shit Test? How'd I do

bluefingerblue · 2018-06-18T00:54:45+00:00

Fail. Read the shit test encyclopedia about 78 more times. Here are some examples off the cuff:

Agree and amplify: “def thinking about sex cause I’m a caveman who thinks about sex 24 hours a day”

Disagree and amplify: “you disgust me with all this sex talk. I’m a good Christian boy and we’re not having premarital sex”

Pressure flip: “sounds like you’re the one thinking about sex”

Amused mastery: “lol see you there”

MattyAnon · 2018-06-18T02:02:46+00:00

shit test failed: asexual

no_delay1 · 2018-06-18T00:51:46+00:00

Meh, you had a good first half but the second one entered into her frame

The appropriate reply was something along the lines of "woah sex? I'm a virgin" or something retarded like that, and then left the ball in her court

or

"who said anything about sex, perv"

etc

boy_named_su · 2018-06-18T02:04:25+00:00

"Yes"

somebullshitrp · 2018-06-18T04:16:34+00:00

The only thing that matters is the outcome. Did she come over?

redhawkes · 2018-06-18T10:35:41+00:00

"You think Im that easy? You need to wine and dine me first"

Know that if she mentions the word 'sex' with you, she's thinking of doing it, just need some plausible deniability so she doesn't come off as a slut.

lastdumra · 2018-06-18T12:23:20+00:00

"I'm thinking dinner will give me the energy to fuck you as hard as you deserve"

Tbh, it was a shit test but barely, more like an outright invitation to flirt and your answer was weak. The part about the poetry was alright, but the next part was not.

Title	Shit Test? How'd I do
Author	no_delay1
Upvotes	15
Comments	20
Date	June 18, 2018 12:26 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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