Absolute obliteration I think

SaiyanGodKing · 2021-02-10T14:47:38+00:00

Video games are far simpler to understand than women are to understand.

icyhotonmynuts · 2021-02-10T15:51:36+00:00

Actually, I play with a guy like that. He bitches when I follow and stay with the team "dude why are you always so close, im going here [referring to looting], go loot over there. Fine fuck why do I bother you loot here I'll go there not like it fucking matters".

Then when I'm farther away doing my own scouting and looting "aww man where were you? The fuck! We all got killed! Wtf! Why weren't you here helping us. The fuck!"

Game is Warzone (Plunder), for the curious.

morencychad · 2021-02-10T15:40:54+00:00

"Honey, you smashed the car into a fucking Walgreens. Yes, I'm mad."

"Well what about that time I was pinned down by terrorists behind that bank and you weren't there?"

bigboog1 · 2021-02-10T15:57:00+00:00

Video game communication, specifically this type of game, is a problem/solution based conversation. "I'm pinned down" is I have a problem come shoot these guys it's real simple. There is no nuance, I don't need to think about Brad's feelings or how he may interpret what I am telling him.

dontdodie · 2021-02-10T14:35:11+00:00

Lmaoo

GyaradosDance · 2021-02-10T15:42:13+00:00

Major difference between men and women.

If you said something rude last year, and you never apologized (she also didn't communicate she was upset), she will add hay to the camel's back. More hay, it will turn into a grudge. More hay, she may act spiteful/passive aggressive. Once all the hay has broken the camel's back, that's when she lets out all the dirty laundry of everything you've ever said/done to all your mutual friends and social media.

If you said something rude to a male friend yesterday, he's already let it some of it go by the time he woke up that morning.

I think women don't want confrontation because of a fear of our physical strength if we get angry.

Both just want the status quo to remain the same. But only one is willing to release pressure.

Women: let your bf/friend/co-worker know (discreetly, privately, and more directly) that they have made you upset. Basically give us better hints.

Guys: pick up on those hints.

We work together by compromises.

hankbaumbach · 2021-02-10T15:58:22+00:00

I mean, it kind of is life or death stakes in video games, right?

2021-02-10T16:18:19+00:00

I’m a girl who plays a bunch Destiny PvP and is Unbroken and Flawless, this explains why I never pull the “you failed the test” type of bullshit.

Lusterkx2 · 2021-02-10T16:24:55+00:00

Because communication between male and male are straight forward to understanding. No side “thinking”

If I tell my buddy go B! He is going B! No question ask.

If I tell a woman go B. She’s going to be wondering why she’s going to B. She’s going to wonder why she was chosen out of all the 5 team mate to go B. Is she being hated on. No one wants to hang out with her at A. How come Susan got the dessert eagle instead of the AK. To many thinking nonsense thinking.

Tell your male friend let’s eat ramen. That’s it. You guys will be eating ramen.

Tell a woman let’s eat ramen. She’s going to be thinking about her trip to japan and that there is no ramen comparing to it. Hashtag “take me back” Then She ate ramen 8294 days ago at exactly 2:34pm. That her and her X use to eat ramen and now it brings back bad memories. La la la la...

Men have good communication skills. Just women have poor COMPREHENSION skills.

Hashtag take me back.

Synikey · 2021-02-10T15:50:51+00:00

That response is quality and spot on.

RandomTomAnon · 2021-02-10T16:00:23+00:00

I want to post this to murdered by words, but I’m pretty sure I’d get downvoted into oblivion.

Cream_Filled_Melon · 2021-02-10T16:13:46+00:00

Because video games don’t just randomly get tired of you even though you were best friends since you were in middle school and high school talking about the names of your children and how they were gonna be a mix of your two names but y’all are still “friends” evn tho it’s awkward all the time and she still confides in you as the “Netflix gay friend” kinda way evn though you aren’t gay and tells you about all the kinds of sex they have and all the different kinds of jizz thicknesses she has then tell you about how he’s addicted to porn and masturbates just about everyday then how he’s literally told her he doesn’t love her or have interest in her because of the prescriptions but that’s fine because he doesn’t have to take them on the weekends.

NotACrackerJacker · 2021-02-10T15:57:22+00:00

https://reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/l4vvyl/needs_to_git_gud/

girder_shade · 2021-02-10T15:53:19+00:00

Lmao so true

Flojoe420 · 2021-02-10T16:00:52+00:00

Lol this is really funny.

Sekt27 · 2021-02-10T15:40:48+00:00

Playing with male teammates won’t cause you to freeze up , there’s a distraction (the game) and you’re doing something fun, whereas most guys at least irl , freeze up when they talk to girls cos they focus on their beauty and can’t talk. So it’s not the same thing

Title	Absolute obliteration I think
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