tl;dr March Madness started with an overseas f-close (Fucking read it, it's good.) Continuing my points rampage, k-close on a second date just minutes ago.

I called her up and we planned to meet at a bar. Actually, I wanted to meet her earlier and check out a costume shop (awesome date idea, IMHO) but she couldn't be ready before the shop's closing.

The date itself was uneventful. We sat at the bar and drank. I drank a lot, she drank not too much. I tried some kino, holding hands, a hand on her back, but zero response. I could tell that she was the naive, inexperienced type. (And she's in her 30s! Go figure.) I gave out a few tests. Things like:

Do you travel often? No.

Do any sports? No.

Do you like dancing? Not much.

I wasn't playing games, I actually wanted to see if she was worth going out with on a second date! This got me thinking: Sometimes the test isn't just part of a game, it really is about determining value. She wasn't doing well. She didn't need to have game, she just needed to have value. Guys, try to have actual value.

As I got tipsy, I got aggressive. I told her that she has a pretty neck and I brushed her hair out of the way and touched it some. It was bold but fuck it, second date must have kino. Again, not much response but she didn't shy away. Third date is too late for kino.

Walking her back to her car I just out of nowhere pulled her in, ran my fingers through her hair and kissed her. Maybe it was awkward that it was out of the blue but on a second date, NOT kissing is awkward. As expected, a girl that isn't responsive at kino isn't much for kissing. It was passionless and left her with a goofy grin on her mouth like some 14-year-old. Kind of pathetic given her age. A couple minutes of that and I opened her car door and off she went.

Was it good? No. She's lousy at kino and a passionless kisser: She'll be shitty in bed. Bank on that.

Will I go for it anyway? Only if I have nothing else going on. I might pick sleep over seeing her again if I were too tired.

How did she reach her 30s and not be better at this? Lack of experience in dating and sexuality left her inept for her age. Don't let this be you. This is why you need some skills and soon, so you don't end up like her.