In feminist-dominated 21st century western society, there are a few basic guidelines that all men should follow in order to not be forced to give up a significant percentage of your hard earned income, stay out of jail, and avoid being assaulted/mutilated/killed, and have no legal recourse for it.

1) Don't get married. If you get divorced, you'll have to pay your ex half of everything you own, and half of everything you will make. Given that roughly half of marriages end in divorce, this is not a bet you can afford to make. You may think that a prenup will protect you, but this is not garunteed... in fact, it probably won't.

2) Don't have kids. If your partner abandons you, she will likely get custody of your kids, and you will pay child support (about 10% of everything you make per year, per kid, but depends on the jurisdiction). On the off chance that you get custody, you probably aren't going to receive any child support payments.

3) Before inserting your penis into a woman's vagina, ask for permission. Use the exact wording: "Do I have your consent to have sexual intercourse with you?" This will help protect you from false rape charges, but it won't make you bulletproof. Doesn't matter if this is your first time having sex with her, or your 1000th: ask for consent.

4) Always wear a condom, even if your partner claims to be using other methods of contraception. Many women, especially those in their late 20s/early 30s, will purposefully get pregnant in order to get you to commit to them. Because men have no reproductive rights, you will be forced into the fatherhood role against your will (or pay child support).

5) Don't live with a woman. In many jurisdictions (including all of Canada), if you live with a woman for more than a certain amount of time, she can claim some of your income when you split up. For example, in Canada, if you live with a woman for longer than 12 consecutive months, you are considered to be in a common law relationship, and she can claim some of your income (similar to alimony) upon breaking up.

Living with a woman also puts you at risk of false domestic assault charges, and you can become a victim of domestic assault and not be able to do anything about it. Some men have been killed, or have had their penises cut off this way.

6) Don't look at, talk to, or touch children who are not your own. This includes a handshake, or a pat on the back. In 21st century western society, all men are potentially pedophiles. While it is relatively uncommon that a man is sent to prison over false child sexual abuse charges, it's better to be safe than sorry, and it can lead to some embarassing situations. To avoid these embarassing situations, I'd go as far as to say not to even talk to or look at children.

And obviously, any jobs that involve dealing with children are out of the question.

7) Never be alone with a child. Always have another adult present who knows you, when you are with a child. This will help protect you against false allegations of child sexual abuse, but once again, you're never bulletproof. Note that this rule only applies if you are forced to break rule 6.

8) When having vaginal sex with a woman, always pay attention to your partner. If she says anything to withdraw consent, or subtly changes her body language in a way that indicates that she would like you to stop, you have approximately 3 seconds to break all physical contact with the woman, otherwise you are a real rapist, no better than a rapist who knocks out a woman and has sex with her in a dark alley. Remember the 3 second rule!

If you follow these simple guidelines, law-abiding men will have a reduced risk of going to jail. Also, you won't have any of your money forcibly taken from you to support somebody else's lifestyle. And most importantly, you will have a reduced chance of being assaulted or killed by a woman and have no legal recourse.