Group of girls think I'm gay. WTF?

VasiliyZaitzev · 2016-10-01T12:57:17+00:00

Tell them to take their clothes off and you will show them how "gay" you are.¹

¹ Offer not valid for hambeasts, shoggoths, fuglies, etc.

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50pluspiller · 2016-10-01T11:54:51+00:00

Start gaming them, or let then "convert" you. As long as they are hot of course.

Officer_Dick_Johnson · 2016-10-01T13:33:02+00:00

You haven't tried to fuck them, have you?

ANGRY_ATHEIST · 2016-10-01T18:25:28+00:00

Shit test, nothing else. IMHO having girls think you're gay is a huge game advantage, it lets their guard down. A similar concept, I know a single guy who likes to wear a wedding ring when he goes to the bar. By the time the subject comes up in conversation you can have laid enough ground work to finish it off. "What, that? Nah, I'm not married... I just like to wear this ring" etc

Side note, sometimes I wonder if Milo is actually straight. It's just a theory, but supposedly he sleeps with "one woman a year" just to "make sure he's still gay". I think if I could convince the world that, I wouldn't be surprised if women just line up for the chance to be that "one girl". Nobody has to know that "one girl" happens several times a week, especially if you're a guy like Milo who is in a different city every other night.

In your situation, I'd go nuclear with the A&A. Take them all aside, one by one, and give them the "You kind of make me think I might be straight, but don't tell anybody". See how long you can plate all three of them before they figure it out. Then laugh as they all try to destroy each other when they do find out.

anonlymouse · 2016-10-01T19:05:27+00:00

Start hitting on them openly. Meanwhile compliment guys who are well dressed.

Don't deny, it won't ever do you any good, but don't tell anyone you're gay either. Gay guys can get away with things straight guys can't, you can use that to your advantage.

[deleted] · 2016-10-01T21:38:42+00:00

Yes I'm so gay let me feel your boobs

Metalgear222 · 2016-10-02T01:25:58+00:00

Putting a little too much emphasis on what girls say rather than how they act. It's probably just a shit test that your failing by caring

oldslut · 2016-10-02T10:54:43+00:00

i have found this to be a shit test every time.

Title	Group of girls think I'm gay. WTF?
Author	askerman97
Upvotes	8
Comments	22
Date	October 1, 2016 11:49 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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