I want to take this opportunity to say to all men that you are loved. The misandric harpies trying to belittle you represent an extreme minority of my gender. The vast majority of women love, respect, and admire the men in our lives. You are strong, you are wise, and you are noble. You teach our sons how to be good men and our daughers how good men are. I wish every single man on Earth nothing but success and happiness.

Oh, and go get your prostate checked. We need you and want you to stick around for a long time.