Field report from my first kiss about 2 hours ago.

I match this girl on Asian girl on tinder two days ago. I used my pickup line to get her snap into 2 messages and we started chatting about out majors and what dorm we are in. I ask her what dorm she’s in and says, “____, you should come say hi sometime.”

So today I was done with classes early so I texted her saying “Are you in your dorm? I’m gonna come n say hi.” She says she is and I walk over. I get there and she walks me up to her room. I get in and we start talking about our dorms. I make comments about how nice her room is compared to mine. A few minutes pass and she jumps on her bed. I follow her on the bed. She says I smell really good (I put my cologne on) and how she loves my hair (she touches it a few times). At this point I realize those are positive signs. We keep talking and she says how I look like a stoner. I say “hahaha nah, I just started smoking in May (true) and I don’t do it a lot.” I am wearing all black (shoes, pants, hoodie) and she comments on that and tries to see what shirt I’m wearing underneath (IOI). She asks me about where I’m from and shit. I say I’m from _____ and was a lifeguard. She comments on me being a skater boy and a lifeguard as well (positive comment).

She hops off the bed and I lay down and she’s standing near me. I look at her and she just leaning in and starts making out with me. I was hella confused because 1. I’ve never had a first kiss before and 2. because SHE kissed me outta no where. We continue. Her shirt comes off (pants stay on bc she on her period). She sucked my dick, I wasn’t even hard though (help?) and She can’t stop looking at me (every time I’d look at her, she’d smile, giggle, and look away). She says how I’m the perfect guy and how it’s super hot that I’m a skater boy and lifeguard. She calls me daddy and shit (we talked about what nationalities we are, she’s adopted). She told me how I am the hottest guy she’s ever seen and how I haven’t been snatched up and if I’m a model (lol). She told me to give her hickeys so everyone knows that I’m fucking her (lightbulb! TRP concept). She said she showed me off to friends when we matched “because I’m so hot” and she gets all excited when she sees my name pop up on her phone.

TRP KNOWLEDGE: I noticed a lot of TRP theories in this 1.5 hours with her. The daddy talk, “give me hickeys to everyone knows I fuck you” and how she doesn’t wanna hide the hickeys (sorta like a trophy). I noticed the IOI’s and signs EXTREMELY easily because of TRP. She was touching me, complimenting me, didn’t go to a meeting bc I was there, and she didn’t do her roommates laundry (goes to show if a girl really wants you, she’ll make it happen).

Yeah, this seems like a bit of a humblebrag but I’ve gone 18 years without a kiss or ANYTHING. I’m just shocked bc a girl THIS hot thinks I’m a fucking king. It feels like a dream holy fuck.

IDK if this is “crazy” behavior or something but after us making out and shit she’d lay her head on my knee (I was lying on the bed) and just look at me. I would run her fingers on my face (jawline, cheeks, chin) and just look at me (think r/girlsmirin type shit).