So I'm chatting someone up. Get instant responses. Keep it light and simple. Ask for the date, know it's practically guaranteed.

But I ask her out for drinks. Not coffee. Her profile says she doesn't drink. I did read it. But for real... I'm just asking her out. Not saying something like "Meet me at X bar for some beer." Just "Hey, let's go out for drinks or something after work."

And the response is "did you not read my profile" and end communication.

Jesus.

So I reply that coffee is drinks to me and that I prefer it, and leave it at that. But seriously, honest to fucking god.

Sorry, I just couldn't believe it.

I know... online dating is garbage. But seriously? One word off... end game. Ugh... it's just so frustrating. That one just knocked the pedestal in my mind more than a few notches. lol.