Alpha Halloween Costume

3cmguy · 2017-10-24T13:51:59+00:00

Hahahaha my god this sub. Alpha songs, alpha halloween costume, alpha way to wipe my ass.. alpha this, alpha that. My friend, dress however the heck you want, own it, go out, be fun and approach women. Don't worry about meaningless stuff like this.

Kommanderdude · 2017-10-24T14:32:01+00:00

The Autism in this post is strong.

Juan-San · 2017-10-24T13:34:33+00:00

Dress as a nerd, game all the girls. Are you a nerd in alpha costume, or an alpha in a nerd costume?

SeekingTheWay · 2017-10-24T14:04:54+00:00

What is the most alpha colour I can have on my t-shirt. That kind of colour that will assert dominance over other males and immediatelly start vagina lubrication in females? Please advice, I already read this sub for two years and this is finally the week I will start putting this to practise.

Pplegault · 2017-10-24T16:05:48+00:00

Dressing up as someone else or something else is beta. There's no such thing as an alpha costume.

SirKolbath · 2017-10-24T16:43:46+00:00

The correct answer to this question is, Whichever one I happen to pick.

RedSkeller · 2017-10-24T13:49:50+00:00

Buy a sequenced banana hammock and some wings and go as a bro guardian angel and save dudes from land whales.

clint_bronson · 2017-10-24T14:02:21+00:00

Dress as a 60's guy from an ad agency. Make sure to drink whiskey at the party, no ice. Ice is for pussies, plus it ruins the drink. I bet it was a faggot, or a girl that came up with the idea of putting ice on drinks, but i digress.

0h_no · 2017-10-24T14:02:24+00:00

Dom has the best advices https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqcK41FGryk

my_sfw_alias · 2017-10-24T14:07:29+00:00

If you have the pecs, any one of the 300 from the 300 movie.

TheRedMemeKnight · 2017-10-24T15:32:24+00:00

How about John Rambo?

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2017-10-24T16:55:00+00:00

Go with something that you can have fun with. A friend went to a costume party as sub zero and ran around with a piece of ice. If they got crushed ice throw a little at people

Love8Death · 2017-10-24T19:07:46+00:00

Your mom

Title	Alpha Halloween Costume
Author	Jojo0706
Upvotes	0
Comments	18
Date	October 24, 2017 1:30 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/78fqct/alpha_halloween_costume/
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