Chick in my class eye-fucked the shit out of me last week, like the SHIT out of me, multiple times during lecture, so right after class ended I introduced myself with possibly the most hilarious and relevant pickup line one could ever witness. It was brilliant.

I'm not gonna say what it was, but the context of it was me letting her know I was interested in her in an amusingly blatant way. Anyhow, our interaction was cut short because I really needed to piss, so we didn't talk for very long.

So in class today she was pretty much eye-raping me (it was disgusting, in a good way) and afterwards we talked for a little while and I got her number. But during our relatively short conversation she seemed really... quiet? Unresponsive? Defensive even maybe?

wtf is this? Anyone experience this? I'm somewhat new to approaching women, but from my limited experience women that are interested in me are awkward or bubbly and shit. She seemed like her brain fucking shut off or something like she just had nothing to say and no expression. No brain activity. Dafuq?

She's REALLY fucking hot, like imo 9.5/10 and I'm certain she's into me because of all the looks she's been shooting me, and the fact that I blatantly told her I was romantically interested in her and she gave me her number, but when we talk it doesn't feel like it. Like she's not interested in maintaining a fluid conversation, she has short responses and doesn't really seem interested in talking.

tl;dr bitch wants the D but when we interact she doesn't seem interested at all. Or even alive.