Best responses to," Do you flirt with every girl?"

PotatoWatt · 2017-11-01T15:33:18+00:00

'Just on Mondays.' (Replace Mondays with current day of the week)

or

'Horses and cats too.'

The first one is the best imo, I found both of those here on TRP and they stuck to my mind.

EDIT: All the replies here are epic, pick the one you enjoy the most and use it. Amused Mastery is the way to go and sidebar's got your back.

scepticferret · 2017-11-01T16:35:10+00:00

Hang on a minute, YOU are a GIRL?

TRPTosser · 2017-11-01T15:49:26+00:00

'Just the hot ones'

[deleted] · 2017-11-01T16:05:10+00:00

No, just the pretty ones.

W_O_M_B_A_T · 2017-11-01T16:09:08+00:00

What? You don't flirt with girls?

Wrath_of_Trump · 2017-11-01T17:29:49+00:00

I believe this shit test is verbatim in the sidebar. Your response was basically a anxious rapid fire IMO. If it worked, congrats, but some girls are very sensitive to anxiety and if they sniff it, they're drying up and walking away.

JaspersChest · 2017-11-01T17:57:49+00:00

"I have to poop"

ThickDickWarrior89 · 2017-11-01T18:05:18+00:00

No, just every girl I want to fuck.

Metalgear222 · 2017-11-01T18:41:07+00:00

Your response was fine. Anything that comes off as you don't give a fuck and aren't taking it seriously works.

"only the ones with butts i wanna squeeze" was my answer last time.

Shukakun · 2017-11-01T20:05:27+00:00

Had a similar conversation with a girl on a small niche social media site earlier today.
Her: So, how often do you flirt with girls on this site?
Me: Literally all the time. Even in my sleep.
Her: How's it working out, are you getting anyone?
Me: It's going great, I even have a checklist. I thought I had gotten past K but apparently I missed you (her name started with K).

It can probably be done with much more finesse, but "Cocky but obviously not real" is extremely easy and always seems to work well.

DiggerClam · 2017-11-01T21:05:35+00:00

Only if they're sexy.

Bear-With-Bit · 2017-11-01T20:48:23+00:00

"Just with the dorky ones."

Title	Best responses to," Do you flirt with every girl?"
Author	RM_Slays
Upvotes	3
Comments	21
Date	November 1, 2017 3:10 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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