Cats are slinky, mysterious, prowl by night, are amazing hunters, short-sighted, have nine lives, arrogant, gorgeous eyes, sensual; did I mentioned short-sighted?

Dogs are loyal, exuberant, bark when danger comes, will bring the kill back to you, the best friend ever, and will rescue people buried in snow. They also help the blind. And they will bring back drugs....did I mention loyal?

And there you have it....

Dogs really are like men, and cats really are like women.

Edit: Aaaaaand downvotes. Sweet.