If you play your cards right this overweight single mother MAY consider showing you her face

LD4LD · 2021-03-25T19:12:32+00:00

No face? She’s married lol

Overkillengine · 2021-03-25T18:59:06+00:00

No face? Huge red flag. Either means she's fucking uggo as shit and hoping for sunk cost to carry the day...

Or she's not wanting someone to find her on the app. Most likely someone she's not supposed to be cheating on.

2021-03-25T17:06:28+00:00

Sorry this is a hard hard pass she’s already not willing to show her face which is a red flag.

Secondly she says she’s not into hookups but yet will most likely hook up if you’re Chad or Tyrone.

Who knows how many children she may have. It could be 1 but it could also be 3 or 4 from multiple fathers.

She doesn’t state anything that she brings to the table except complain about this or that.

If she knew what she wanted she would not be on a dating site showing her tits like the basic woman that she is.

Plus she’s almost 30 years old which is a hard pass.

So yeah there’s more red flags here than a Chinese parade.

nitro-666 · 2021-03-25T16:24:30+00:00

Who'd recomend her to a friend? Maybe to an enemy, if you hate him enough...

plainnsimpleforever · 2021-03-25T20:13:46+00:00

If a man wrote a wordy for nothing, airy-fairy profile like this he would get zero messages. Haha. Who am I kidding? Men don't get messages anyway.

And all her interests involve food and doing fuck-all. Although reading is good; probably self-help books.

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-03-26T00:25:49+00:00

This absolutely is the worse time to be a man and alive. I am not sure what caused this dynamic, but it's not normal for men to be living this nightmare epoch of time where all the women are like wild animals not knowing what direction to take and becoming impregnated by random men. While men themself have no say anymore in the event of things and are forced to live in this nightmare called earth. This must be warfare designed on a scale to topple the west by making men such unhappy and not motivated to build a life anymore. Tinder apps are designed to fuck over humanity

Jeviok · 2021-03-25T18:54:11+00:00

Emojis are starting to replace paragraphs

2021-03-25T17:41:09+00:00

making promises everyone knows she cannot possibly keep.

DeaconYermouth · 2021-03-25T21:17:00+00:00

Freak by night but not looking for hookups.

Alturius · 2021-03-25T21:36:50+00:00

No man is going to pay NEW prices for a USED item, yet women seem to think somehow a product that has been used, abused and is well worn is somehow more valuable than when it was new and in pristine condition. That's not how the world works.

p3ngwin · 2021-03-25T20:05:49+00:00

Jesus fucking christ, as if that motherfucking shrug emoji wasn't already played-out o.O

jzck20 · 2021-03-25T21:20:22+00:00

At least pretend you're making an effort to look like a pleasing person, not many points in her description are positive, she will not break my heart, I will give her that

But after reading that profile, I hardly see anyone taking her seriously

This is the same as coming to a date without brushing your hairs

DrDog09 · 2021-03-25T22:46:33+00:00

"share it." Yep. You earn it, I'll spend it.

Boss4life12 · 2021-03-26T11:17:08+00:00

I don’t know why but when I read the profiles of these women. They always come off as arrogant as hell. Why do they think being arrogant and cocky is going to help them find a nice partner??

2021-03-26T13:12:44+00:00

'Privacy' = married.

Won't show their face, but will swipe left based on yours.

yourcarlosdanger · 2021-03-26T16:22:10+00:00

No face means she's married and looking to cheat. I've nailed dozens of girls like this on dating websites. They tell you what they want to hear and what they dont want to hear. You dish up a version of what they want to hear, hit it and quit it. Ghost her. Piss her off and teach her a lesson. A lesson that she wont learn. Cause she just wants Chad. That's why they call it the CC.

CptFizz · 2021-03-25T21:39:46+00:00

Stubborness is exactly the trait I'm looking for in people... yeah nah

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-03-25T23:20:07+00:00

Damn, apparently she wanted to be a single mom... ...and even with THAT she needed a guy's help. I doubt her last sentence.

Blazed-Doughnut · 2021-03-26T00:02:54+00:00

"It would be nice to share it with someone" what is 'it?', your past mistake, sorry I meant child?

Also, just because you put your kids to bed and then ignore them until morning doesn't make you a freak, it just makes you a bad parent...

Mister_McDerp · 2021-03-26T09:22:24+00:00

shrug indeed

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-03-27T02:56:34+00:00

1km away OP did you succeed?

Matman1984 · 2021-03-27T05:25:14+00:00

The title confuses me? I can agree with assuming she has a kid/kids but why the overweight?

firefighter41105 · 2021-03-27T17:06:30+00:00

Hello

Nezborn02 · 2021-03-31T18:08:48+00:00

no hookups but freak by night? sus

Title	If you play your cards right this overweight single mother MAY consider showing you her face
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	155
Comments	50
Date	March 25, 2021 4:14 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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