TL;DR: Meet a girl half my age, attractive, thin and kinky, roll over her shit tests, hold frame and tear it up despite her having a boyfriend. Yeah, I'm a lecherous old asshole, and I enjoy it.

I have a plate who is 28, she is fun to fuck, kinky, and down with all sorts of shit. I helped her move in with a friend of hers about a month ago. The first night I met her friend was at night, in -9 weather, she had just woke up and didnt even notice me. I could smell something about this woman, and I could tell she was thin and had just got up. I told my plate "I am going to fuck your friend." To which she said "Maybe, but she has a boyfriend."

Last weekend I was texting P28 after hanging with my roommate and his friends until 0300, they invited me over. Her friend actually called me to talk and ask me to come by, so I figured if nothing else I can get some fucking in with P28 because she will do whatever I tell her to do, she is kinky like that and loves to be dominated.

I get there about 0400 and we talk for a bit. The friend is texting some guy to come over, who never shows, and asks me to get her wallet from her purse in the other room. I tell her "I dont hold purses nor do I get them for anyone. I will however trade you something for bringing it to you since I have to take a piss anyway." To which she asks what she has to trade. I tell her "Show me your tits, just pop em out and let me see them." and she hesitates for a minute or so while P28 tells her she doesnt have to, she does, leaves them out for a bit, then I go take a leak and chuck her wallet into her lap when I return.

While laying on the bed I had unbuttoned my jeans to see what her friend would do, and she kept looking at my crotch with lustful eyes, so I knew I was in. Then I escalate and tell P28 to suck my cock while we are all on her bed. She has some LMR due to her friend, but her friend is down and likes women too. Soon I am banging P28 while her friend watches. She gets up before we finish, because her kid wakes up, and leaves the room. She ends up passed out on her mattress when I get up and leave after a nap.

The next night I was going to wait and see how it goes, but they start texting me to come over, one of my friends that is also plowing P28 is there as one of his other kinky plates couldnt show due to weather. I get there and tell the friend to show me and my bro her tits again, and she does. I up the kino, putting my arm behind her, sitting next to her on the bed, and when she puts her foot on my knee I know she is in the bag.

We leave P28s room so my bro can fuck her, and her friend asks me to kiss her. I escalate and she is most willing, boyfriend or not, this chick wants my cock. At this point, over the past two nights she had shit tested me about four times, all rather mild ones, and I passed them all. After railing her for a while, making her come three times, I take a break because I am a 44 year old man after all. As we rest a bit, we talk. She is aware of her hamster, her shit tests and had no idea why she would shit test her oh so nice beta boyfriend by telling him she doesnt like his friends. She dropped him because he shut out his buds for her. Too easy to push over, therefore undesirable.

She comes to my place for an evening leaving the kid with grandparents, and I find she is actually quite intelligent, surprisingly so. She plays the dumb blond very well, but its all an act. She just went up a few notches in my book, because I happen to like intelligent women that I dont have to explain shit to. Of course we fuck like meth addicted rabbits, do some kinky shit, and I get her off at least 12 times she remembers. This chick finds me damn hot if she can get off that much.

A couple nights later I am back over at their place with friends. She gets upset because three of my plates are there, and she knows I fuck all of them. They all know I fuck all of them and her as well, but she shit tests me and gets jealous. She calls her boyfriend and essentially breaks up with him, then tries to shit test the hell out of me. Being mad, ignoring me, being rude, shit like that. I play Sudoku on my phone while the rest are getting pizza delivered and doing other shit.

After I have had enough of her bullshit and ruining the night for my friends, I get up, put my shoes and jacket on, and before I get to the door she is right there. She asks why I want to make her look like a jerk, to which I just stare at her. Then she asks about her stuff at my place, and I tell her I can bring it by or she can come get it, whatever works. Then she grabs her shoes, her coat and asks me to hold her purse. I look at her like she is speaking Greek with a Russian accent, when she says please I take it from her and set it on the ground. That surprised her, she turned around and said "I cant believe you put it on the ground!"

She leaves with me, and yeah she has been drinking so she is kinda wasted. She wants to stop by a bar in town and have a shot, and the whole ride she is either bitching/shit testing, or being nice and talking about fucking. We hit the bar, she has two drinks, and we leave. I maintained my frame of IDGAF when she decided to go somewhere in the bar, and sat on the stool. She came back in a much better mood. As we walk out, she grabs my arm and wants me to hold her tight.

I get her to my place and she walks in, tells me she wants a rum and coke, then passes out on my couch. I wait an our or so to make sure she isnt going to puke, then I carry her to my bed and tuck her in. Then I lay down beside her and get some well earned sleep since I didnt drink a damn thing all night, and put up with her bullshit.

The next morning, she wakes up with a dick in her, which is one of the things she really enjoys. After that she is like putty in my hands, and I can do whatever I like, and the shit tests stopped. She apologizes for being such a cunt, and I tell her if she does shit like that again, she will never see me again. I dont put up with that crap, so dont do it. She agrees and spends the next three days with me while her kid is with her dad, who is three years younger than I am. She knows I am in charge, and there are benefits for her if she earns them.

Now most of you recoil at the thought of a kid. I have two grown ones myself, almost her age actually. This kid and I get along, mostly because he has cars on the brain like I do. She is into old muscle cars and knows a surprising amount about them and 4x4s for a girl, hell for most guys even. This kid has a passion I have only ever seen in myself for cars, so its something I would want to nurture. She has to support herself and the kid, but as he grows, I would be willing to share my knowledge, skills, and experience with him. Being almost 3 and knowing the difference between a Challenger and a Camaro is impressive. Im not raising him as my own, but he can learn from me even if his mom isnt fucking me anymore. All my experience shold be passed on to someone, and my daughters dont give a fuck enough to get in the shop and do the work.

Ive taught other kids how to work on cars, build computers, and shit like that. Also they learn how to be a man when they dont have a father figure in their lives. So I dont mind if she is a single mom, the kid has potential, so I will keep in touch as he grows if she does something to get nexted. Its better to have another man in the world, than a beta raised by single females who tell them fucked up shit and mess them up for life.

I guess its different when you are mid 40s, retired, have lots of cars that you build for fun, and enjoy teaching people about them. Having a hot mom helps the kid, but she has to earn her place, none of this living off me bullshit.