This single mom of TWO is looking for someone to turn her on mentally, emotionally and physically. Meanwhile, she looks like a busted pillsbury biscuot can. She can't even do one of those things for you.

Svartanatten · 2021-02-06T17:50:51+00:00

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charlie-bam · 2021-02-06T18:02:07+00:00

Why do so many people pose by toilets?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-02-06T18:06:12+00:00

attention women: if we can see a toilet in your photo, it's not a good photo!

Those purple scrubs make her look like Grimace from the old McDonald's commercials.

super caring

You haven't even taken care of yourself, fatty. I bet you're neglecting the hell out of those two poor kids.

Old_snowboarder · 2021-02-06T18:13:05+00:00

At least she's working in the best place for when she has her inevitable first heart attack.

asdf333aza · 2021-02-06T19:51:29+00:00

#Saveadugong

I have a workmate who looks exactly like her. This workmate recently chose to cheat on her husband and then divorce him because she thinks she deserves someone who earns more than 120k a year....

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-02-06T18:04:35+00:00

"Looking for someone who can turn me on mentally and emotionally"

So in other words, she's expecting you to play her games. The stage is set gentlemen. Dance money, dance.

Martellus732 · 2021-02-06T23:06:23+00:00

I keep shaking my head whenever I see the "Mental Health Awareness" tag....I'm glad they're so stupid to let you know they have deep mental issues.

asdf333aza · 2021-02-06T18:02:46+00:00

Biscuit

Faulkey · 2021-02-06T18:40:11+00:00

I never understood the toilet in the background pictures

Lameador · 2021-02-06T23:15:39+00:00

She is a romantic muse. Hence the photo in front of tha toilets.

On the positive side, sh's big enough so that she won't get flushed away by the lavatory.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-02-06T23:46:15+00:00

Coach Greg reference!

2021-02-06T22:33:41+00:00

Have you noticed all these overweight and obese women posing as if they're not overweight or obese? They are posing as if they think they're physically attractive, or at least as physically attractive as a woman who's not overweight or obese.

It's because there are no societal or sexual consequences for women gaining weight. They get validation on social media. They get HAES validation. They get "no size-ism!" validation. They still can attract men for sex, and a few men for commitment.

SligoistheSauce · 2021-02-07T01:49:53+00:00

shoutout to the coach gang.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-02-06T18:51:29+00:00

this profile brings to mind a joke I heard a long time ago:

What is small, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

this one is definitely a Miss Piggy

2021-02-06T21:41:36+00:00

She's taking selfies in the men's restroom?

The-truth-hurts1 · 2021-02-06T21:53:41+00:00

Toilet selfie’s with the toilet in the pic.. always classy

SCCock · 2021-02-06T22:30:30+00:00

How many places do you think she has cleavage?

newtomtl83 · 2021-02-06T23:30:17+00:00

Nice necktits.

Sumpm · 2021-02-07T00:32:06+00:00

I am a mother

Outside of that, I am caring

SparkyMcBiff · 2021-02-07T16:07:24+00:00

Oink.

asdf333aza · 2021-02-07T16:57:31+00:00

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ItalianMeatBoi · 2021-02-07T18:29:55+00:00

She could get fired for taking selfie’s in her works bathroom in UNIFORM

The_Legend_Of_All · 2021-02-06T21:16:18+00:00

....wut

2021-02-06T22:27:02+00:00

Nice to see that Michelin got a new mascot

theinfidel83 · 2021-02-07T00:09:31+00:00

Nurses looking like this at the hospital I work at will always wear red on Friday to support women's heart health

Roy_14903 · 2021-02-07T05:49:14+00:00

She is looking for someone who will be able to afford KFC for a her thrice a day.

happychickenpalace · 2021-02-11T06:33:35+00:00

Absolutely classy, putting a pic with the toilet bowl very much visible. That tells tons of a woman's shitty (pun intended) personality, don't you agree?

2021-02-11T12:38:01+00:00

Looks like she cares most about dinner time.

VikingBrit · 2021-02-12T02:39:04+00:00

Big chonk

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attention women: if we can see a toilet in your photo, it's not a good photo!