she dead

xjoe6pacx · 2020-10-15T13:20:30+00:00

Good Lord

Maybe if I lay here long enough and play dead – this little shit will get in a lot of trouble

turbdodon · 2020-10-15T14:24:52+00:00

If she dies, she dies.

Weve-Got-Dodson-Here · 2020-10-15T15:14:00+00:00

A fan of soccer, I see.

Edredunited · 2020-10-15T12:06:38+00:00

Is that the teacher?

UltimateStrenergy · 2020-10-15T12:09:54+00:00

That kinda looks like a boy in his pre-teens or early teens. She's seriously going to pretend she's that hurt by him?

GodLikeKillerX · 2020-10-15T23:32:09+00:00

Imagine being in your 50s and being immature enough to play dead in hopes of ruining a kids life.

WorthlessDrugAbuser · 2020-10-15T18:28:30+00:00

I was the floor. What did I do to deserve this?

Starcruiser28 · 2020-10-16T14:57:55+00:00

I thought teachers were not supposed to be placing hands on the students? If this is indeed the case, the kid defended himself with minimal impact to all. He will most likely be suspended and the dumb cunt will not be charged nor reprimanded I would bet.

kiiito · 2020-10-15T16:31:06+00:00

I'm a doctor, brain damage, broken spine and knee torsion, she's in coma for sure.

KeepinItSocal · 2020-10-15T20:01:05+00:00

We’ve seen better flops in men’s soccer. Come on now, you big ol whale, you’re gonna have to do better than that

djkoz78 · 2020-10-16T16:29:35+00:00

Context? Was this a teacher & student? Usually i agree with this subreddit. Need more context.

chocshoulders · 2020-10-17T02:12:23+00:00

My neck! My neck and my back!

autonomousfailure · 2020-10-18T01:28:24+00:00

Needs the GTA “Wasted” effect.

Vict0ri0n · 2020-10-20T13:47:41+00:00

Cow tipping.

Ratsel96 · 2020-10-21T01:26:07+00:00

Ah, this reminds me of my own childhood. But instead of teachers, it was my own parents.

Gaiinahat · 2020-10-15T21:22:17+00:00

Look, if my tiny ass can survive being tossed around by people much bigger than me, she can get her fat self off the ground. XD

buzzlightyear101 · 2020-10-15T15:19:17+00:00

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Black-Kirby · 2020-10-15T23:33:51+00:00

oh my god where did the turnbuckle come from no kid don’t do it !!!!

svengalus · 2020-10-15T23:41:24+00:00

Her lack of shoes would indicate she was already dead.

Can someone enhance the video?

Enhance!

16-TIMES-THE-DETAILs · 2020-10-16T01:03:25+00:00

I like how the camera shook violently as soon as she hit the floor

Sujjin · 2020-10-20T03:56:00+00:00

It looks like she could have hit her head on the floor. If i remember right school carpets have zero padding so it is possible she is legitimately unconscious

lil_zaku · 2020-10-16T02:17:00+00:00

Is this a teacher assaulting a student....?

hoteppeter · 2020-10-16T01:00:17+00:00

It looks like she hit her head on the ground and she’s lying perfectly still. I’m willing to believe she’s unconscious.

attawaymethrowtheo · 2020-10-16T07:20:33+00:00

I think mid judo throw she realised she going to be better fucked for putting hands on the kid first.... if I just pretend I’m dead surely it will get me off the hook

brandonr12340 · 2020-10-16T08:39:38+00:00

Deserves a contract on the LA Clippers for that flop

sparrowofalbion · 2020-10-16T08:58:41+00:00

Like a beached whale XD

DroneTurtle · 2020-10-16T16:17:49+00:00

It's funny how that wasnt even that bad and it was on a carpet floor yet shes acting like she was just choke slammed

Kozmocom · 2020-10-17T20:41:05+00:00

WWE Performance!!!

Rayzor_debiker · 2020-10-18T10:24:43+00:00

See what happens when you put a whale on land.

CosmicNeko14 · 2020-10-18T15:58:00+00:00

Looks like some CQC shit there lol

The_Loli_Protector · 2020-10-19T03:14:33+00:00

She literally got folded.

Mack812 · 2020-10-19T04:22:19+00:00

r/SquaredCircle would consider that overselling 😆

Azuzu88 · 2020-10-20T08:58:24+00:00

I also taught my dog to play dead

Seanmiller1903 · 2020-10-20T18:10:55+00:00

"Yoooooo... Yoooo holly shit she dead!"

Ima-Bott · 2020-10-21T05:14:22+00:00

Fake ass pussy

inastateofmind · 2020-10-15T12:20:32+00:00

I was going to make this inside inside JOKE when I thought they were the same age but here it goes oh well

She probably liked him

If You noisy and want to figure out the inside inside just read my history

Title	she dead
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	617
Comments	75
Date	October 15, 2020 10:50 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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oh my god where did the turnbuckle come from no kid don’t do it !!!!