What do you call a 30 year old single childless blonde girl who works as a receptionist at a Porsche dealership? She hasn't had a LTR in years, travels to different countries at least once a year and has a "crazy" look if you look into her eyes, like she's deeply hiding something that one day will explode out of her.

She also obsessed recently over a local radio contest for a job that included being flown all over the world to hang out with celebrities and rich people. She would call into the radio station every hour and its all she could talk about.

Does this sound like a prime case of Alpha Widow?