Tell me about some of your quickest tinder lays.

Renzotl56 · 2018-01-03T04:21:04+00:00

Tinder blows. Go out and meet girls

kejflk34jlkd · 2018-01-03T11:30:30+00:00

Back when tinder was new, I was a grad student. I matched with an undergrad and within 5 minutes of talking she was on her way to my apartment. She had my dick in her mouth within a minute of walking in the door. I wish it were always that easy...

Smigg_e · 2018-01-03T11:45:13+00:00

Went to pick a girl up, we had plans to go to the bar. She ended up getting in my car and we sat in the apartment complex parking lot. Started bonding over music instantly and a few beers later she's getting it in the passenger seat.

nofilmynofucky · 2018-01-03T12:08:02+00:00

I posted a tinder script recently, it's in my submission history if you're interested. I fucked a LOT of girls using it but I'll be honest, day game is way way way easier dude

g4casting · 2018-01-03T12:57:21+00:00

Matched with Scandinavian girl late at night, 1 AM or smth. She straight up asked for my location. I gave her the adress of the street next to mine and she said it was a 40 min walk for her. Then she said she was on her way. She walked for close to a goddamn hour actually to come to my place, I just said hi to her, she came inside and took her clothes off straight away.

I was like "well, ok then". Got hot nordic pussy delivered to my front door at 2 AM with 0 effort.

quicklogaccount · 2018-01-03T13:24:42+00:00

I got two lays on the first days using the thing. My quickest lay was a chick I matched with, messaged some 10 messages on the same day, met on the following day and left for a motel some 20 minutes after meeting.

The game is simple:

Forget talking on the app, just ask for the number as soon as possible;
Texting back and forth hardly increase your chances of getting a date, but it easily lowers them and/or make the chick BB label you. You'll get the date based on your looks and the picture, don't try to create further attraction;
Go to the date with the mindset "I have a green light for a kiss". You have it. Run game as you will, but escalate aggressively;
These aren't women you're auditioning for the girlfriend role. Her LMR is her business to handle, just raise the heat and make her increasingly more horny. Don't overthink push/pull. If she doesn't fuck, she doesn't fuck, end of story, her loss.

In practice, this is how I ran there.

On Tinder:
- I either messaged first or answered "hi". I never chatted through there, messages would be half a day apart at least (I'd log on roughly every 12 hours to swipe and answer the running exchanges). My second message would be a request for whatsapp, often with the pretext "Talking through here is a hassle, what's your number?". Many possibly didn't answer but I didn't notice. Number's game, under no circumstance focus on an individual chick.

On Whatsapp:
- Some greeting saying who I am (there's a chance she doesn't know in the sea of messages she gets everyday), "how you're going", and two questions: "Where do you live?" (because I'm not fond of long drives, mainly given the possibility of having drinks with her) and "Are you more of a pub or a party girl?" (So I could know where I would invite her to).
Invite for a date on the next two days, don't keep an exchange if she says "no" or reschedules it for more than two days away. You'll have to exchange some messages after she says "yes" though, otherwise she might feel weird about you and excuse herself from meeting.

On the date:
Start making out as soon as possible. Just go for it as soon as silence strikes after some minutes of conversation, or use some PUA shelved "kissing gambit" to start it. Although you WILL run proper game (tell stories that show dhvs and NOT tell the ones with dlvs), it's not proper game that will get you laid, it's how horny she is. She should be easy. If she's not easy, she's not easy for you, focus on the one that will be easy for you.
If the chick accepts a ride home I know I'll get laid, it's just a matter of patience. Hot make out sessions in the car make the heat go just too high. Just don't leave until you're fingering or at least massaging her pussy over the panties.
I got a few fnls and two second date lays from Tinder. A chick was on her period (I could check for her pad), another one refused the ride and I didn't insist (I had a bit too much for drink and she lived both far away and it was on a day with high chances of cops with breathalyzers on our way, but we left talking about having deep issues with excessive clothing and lack of privacy. Plus she was genuinely hot). Rule of thumb if she doesn't fuck you on the first date, she's wasting your time.

Unlike folks here I'm cool with LTRing some Tinderella if you think you have enough frame and she proves herself worthy, but it was Tinder itself that taught me how much sex is easy to get and how many women only have that to offer. The idea about dropping chicks that didn't put out on the first date still applies for that though. You don't want to LTR a chick that fucked you thinking of your boyfriend potential, you want one that will tackle her inhibitions so she doesn't risk missing the chance of taking a sip and a ride on your cock.

DadOnDabs · 2018-01-03T15:56:35+00:00

Messaged some girl on there 5 times and invited her over. We watch Pocahontas for 15 min then fuck. Great movie

[deleted] · 2018-01-03T17:46:37+00:00

Best Tinder sex...

1 - hit on a granola chick... Told her she should come to my place Sat am, knock, and we would have some amazing sex without saying a word.

She showed in her vegoil mercedes, as she climbed the steps I realized she was a Lot taller than me. Kept to my word though.. embraced, kissed, and I scooped her up and carried her up to the master bedroom. Crazy awesome completely silent sex. Laughed over post coital "day drinking" over the weirdness of it all.

She was a plate for over six months. I could hit her up tonight and she'd be here. Anal loving tall patchouli scented big bush. Feminine for a big girl, she later said it was because I made her feel like a little girl.

Fun girl.

Second Tinder sex.. I had a girl hit me up and ask if I was into NSA sex. I replied, "sure",,, being wary of a scam.

No pics, I turned her down. Thanks, too scammy... good luck with your life. Fuck, that set her off. I told her I wanted hot petite girls, she responded she was. I demanded proof, she delivered.

Finally said ok and gave her the time/address.

She showed, on time, in her husbands' porsche.

I met her at the door, showed her in, made some smalltalk and kino, asked if she wanted to see the master suite...

She was a hot tight tiny Korean chick, we fucked for roughly 4 hours. I grabbed her right by the pussy as I threw her on the bed, She was dripping wet.

I made her get on her knees and take a facial.

We drifted for about 1/2 hr, then she got up, kissed my neck, and left. Never saw nor heard from again.

Third.. met a widow at a bar. Hit it off to the point she was stroking my cock under the table. Took her to my SUV in the parking lot (mattress in the back, naturally) and fucked her silly.

Her alarm goes off - she'd made double Tinder dates, it was time for her second.

I made her get dressed and go meet her second date, my come still dripping out of her. I gave her 30 minutes.

Blow him off, come back here and we'll fuck in this parking lot again, or realize the date you are on now is amazing. Either way, I turn the key in 1/2 hr. We fucked all afternoon in the back of my SUV.

Title	Tell me about some of your quickest tinder lays.
Author	mikerate
Upvotes	4
Comments	13
Date	January 3, 2018 3:51 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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