When she's knocked up, absent baby daddy, and no job.

Overkillengine · 2023-04-14T13:20:30+00:00

But I bet she knows how to twerk, charge her phone, eat hot chip, and lie.

Protip for lurkers: don't go raw on these types especially. They can lie about being knocked up to baby trap your dumb ass, plus being preggo is not a shield against STD's either. So even if you are snipped, the ROI is not there.

Ftpiercecracker1 · 2023-04-14T13:15:24+00:00

Don't worry, she'll get our money either way. Ole Uncle Sam is the king of simps.

RunawayGrain · 2023-04-14T14:16:29+00:00

When OLD profiles turn into a version of carfax:

Exterior is ok with minor work.
Interior is burned out.
Multiple previous wrecks.
Bent frame.
Previous owners performed 0 maintenance.
Carrying a trailer.
$60,000 flat.
"Don't try to lowball me, I know what I got."

ragnar0kx55 · 2023-04-14T21:59:51+00:00

Ill bet you she still looking for men that are 6’5 and make 150k a year.

Joaquino7997 · 2023-04-14T13:52:41+00:00

"Supper nice??"

She's gonna be SUPER lonely for quite some time. At least she's got her kid to keep her company.

ruifaf · 2023-04-14T13:32:46+00:00

oh no!

anyway...

ghostofzb · 2023-04-14T17:57:38+00:00

Next time she's ready to be knocked up by a man with money because she gets better with age.

gorillalad · 2023-04-14T13:55:55+00:00

That’s a man.

New_Wrangler3335 · 2023-04-15T02:11:01+00:00

Pretty top shelf stuff considering how bad things are… hahaha

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2023-04-15T18:10:11+00:00

"It's a Hard-Knocked(-up) Life,..."

MintOtter · 2023-04-18T22:16:48+00:00

Some man stuck his dick in her, didn't wear a condom, bounced when she said she was pregnant with his child.

She's the parent who stayed.

mustangfrank · 2023-04-22T15:49:50+00:00

When she's knocked up, absent baby daddy, and no job.

Now she is looking for a REAL man i.e. cuck to bail her out. BTW must be 6'2" MIN (NO EXCEPTIONS) I KNOW MY WORTH.

Me: WTF? Did the toilet backup?

2023-04-20T12:55:07+00:00

Even though she's pregnant and probanly about to go through a lot of growing up fast, something tells me that she isn't exactly looking for a college educated accountant even now.

It may take a few more years of hard disappointment, for someone like this to eventually ask WAATGM.

Title	When she's knocked up, absent baby daddy, and no job.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	144
Comments	29
Date	April 14, 2023 1:13 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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