cant post pictures so ill just write it out. talking to girl on tinder. she asked me how old i am I said 66, (26) she said she loves older men especially ones about to die). I sent picture of johnnyknox from grandpa movie in a shopping cart & tell her shes in for a ride.

She says: Hell yea. Okay but tell me more about you to see if you're worth of my time and presence

I say: That's not how this works. You'll learn more when I see you face to face

She says: No, that's not how it works. I need to get to know you so I don't find out you're a narcissist or a killer.

I was thinking about replying with " you're right cause I'm wanted in 3 states" or something funny, but what if she keeps pressing to know more about me. I asked her to meet before the age talk btw