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[–]Jtenka 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've been there. If it's a morning wake up I just say I got work. Walk her to the bus stop and loop back round the block and go back to bed.
If it's an immediate,you gotta go. I just text one of my boys (level 5). They know this means I need an out immediately. Fake work call. Sick relative. Whatever..but it's a strict code and we don't joke around using it. If that pops on my phone I'm calling my dude from his uncles hospital bed and vice versa.
Had this girl who was a 10 in bed but dumb as bricks. I remember her telling me Liverpool and England have the same language. I nearly fucking died there and then. Everytime we had sex I had to mentally prepare for whatever shite she was thinking up.
[–]Ambitious-Ice2357 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her to take a hike. By herself.
[–]Competitive-Bill-612 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Jtenka 5 points6 points7 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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