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[–]karthikiyer94 104 points105 points106 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No, you're not. I once had a girl over to my place. The same thing happened with me. It was honestly quite disgusting. I quickly came back up, kissed her and whispered why I can't do it. She felt embarrassed but went to the washroom and cleaned up. I couldn't get in the mood to fuck immediately, so we watched a movie had some more alcohol to get back into it. Sorry for the extra info, but i thought I'd share the complete experience lol
[–]ChadTheWaiter100 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is hilarious. Glad I’ve never had this problem. Well I guess one time I did! My ex stunk one day and I didn’t eat her out but I fucked her. Turns out she wasn’t washing her ass hole/crack. Smelled like fish.
[–]karthikiyer94 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jeez louiz! How did that confrontation go? Lol just curious haha
[–]ChadTheWaiter100 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We were broken up and we got into a huge argument the day before. We both confessed to infidelity and were both super angry about it. I told her don’t come around me looking like a whore because my dick is gonna get rock hard and I don’t want to fuck you anymore. She said I’m gonna dress like a slut and if I see it hard I’m gonna jump on it.
She came over the next morning. We didn’t say much. I picked her up, slung her over my shoulder. Carried her to the bed. I was super hard. I’m talking rock solid hard. She looked and said I don’t think it’s gonna fit. She opened up her legs and it stunk. Strangely it wasn’t exactly the push that stunk but at the time I thought it was her pussy but anyway. I didn’t eat it. I got some lube and slowly worked my cock in. Only sent in halfway thG day Bc of how hard it was
Afterwards she went to hug me and I thought it stunk Bc she was fucking someone else so I said you should go to a doctor for real I’m not just being mean it stinks. Turns out she wasn’t washing her ass
[–]FutureCEOnamedNick 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not at all, gross. I would expect the same reaction if I was like that.
[–]Glengarry_Leads 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No way. She should be aware of this basic hygiene etc. Is she on the younger side? Over 21 no excuse
[–]aidsjohnson 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No, you have standards and that’s fine. I personally only go down on a woman if I really like her or if it’s so well groomed and clean I just have to lol.
A big problem with a lotta women is they have this unearned sense of pride about their pussies because everyone wants to bang ‘em, and as a result they often have no clue if they need to work on things down there or not. Not saying that to be a dick, I’m just saying it factually.
[–]ChadTheWaiter100 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. If it’s a beautiful, perfectly shaved pussy, or even waxed, you GOTTA get you a taste of it. I dated an esthetician one time who waxed her pussy. Omg that feeling of those lips wrapped around my cock was heavenly.
[–]swissarm 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re putting the pussy on a pedestal man
[–]hookedonfonicsmunky 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Haha this must mean you have plenty of options, if that were me i'd have been in there like scuba steve holding my nose and shit
[–]WestwardAlien 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have standards man.
[–]hookedonfonicsmunky 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i do to haha ABC airway, breathing and circulation hahaha
[–]loki-high 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfao yeah you’re pure evil. You should’ve shaved her and scrubbed her w/ a Clorox wipe
[–]SmellyTaterTot8 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No that's gross
[–]NoTimeAtAll420 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This use to be the case when I was in high school, the older I got, the less pee I tasted.
[+]Piratemely -32 points-31 points-30 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Women have to constantly deal with the smell/taste of urine when going down on guys as well including hairs in our mouths.
[–]karthikiyer94 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am not here to debate but the same is true for a male too. Women also have hair down there and we also happen to suck a hole that releases urine. Stumbled upon your response, so I had to make sure this isn't about comparing. Hope you don't mind :)
[–]dixxiepixy 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would you suck on her urethra
[–]loki-high 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you hooking up w/ pirates?
[–]cfarris87 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You actually don't HAVE to deal with that. Ask him to groom. Or God forbid, clean his junk.
[–]WestwardAlien 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bUt WhAt AbOuT wOmEn?!
Same thing applies. Clean your junk regardless of gender.
[–]BlackMagicBeat 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shut up. You like it.
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[–]-mylifesucks- 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s just sharing an experience, no need to take it personally. He’s not a bad guy.
[–]zombieeyeball 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
happend to me too
[–]The-Bull89 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is really disrespectful. The second you noticed she had a smelly pussy you hould've just got up gone straight to the bathroom, come back with some soap and a cloth, cleaned that pussy really well and then carry on like nothing happened
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