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[β]salfieri4 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Damn is that the rule? I guess I have some flirting to do.
[β][deleted] 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
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[β]salfieri4 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I don't really have any, but does she want to fuck you?
[β][deleted] 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
[β]salfieri4 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
No, you are wrong, that is what a good mother does when her daughter is dating someone. Don't embarrass yourself.
[β][deleted] 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
[β]salfieri4 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The mom is single correct? So she's at least possibly a viable option?
[β][deleted] 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[β]salfieri4 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Are you going to fuck her or are you going to assault her?
[β]salfieri4 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is she known for being easy? Why do you think you have a chance?
[β]letmereaddamnit 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I think this is a troll account
[β][deleted] 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
[β]letmereaddamnit 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If you're being a troll that's a good one, you got a lot of people going.
If you're being serious then you either have a mental disability or are human garbage.
[β][deleted] 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]letmereaddamnit 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Here's some advice. Lose at least 100 lbs, read how to win friends and influence people, spend 20 minutes in the sun a day, at the very least pretend to have empathy, and last of all shower regularly.
[β]MrCrestfallen 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This guy is a troll πππ
[β]salfieri4 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
So is there a reason you want to do this so badly?
[β]mxone 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she leaves you for another, you shall go for her mother
[β][deleted] 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
[β]letmereaddamnit 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Delete your account and jump into the sea.
[β]WeakEmu8 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Jesus grow up
[β][deleted] 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please seek psychiatric help.
[β]mithrinwow 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"Some bullshit with her dad dying." It seems clear that you didn't love her and just were physically attracted to her and one shouldn't marry someone on account of physical attraction. For the record, most people marry when they love each other, not just when they're intimate. Marrying someone is a commitment and also implies that you are willing to support them through tough times like, you know, her dad dying and depression. The proper response would be to get therapy. Why on earth would you want to fuck her mother? Jesus.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gr8 b8 m8
[β]mithrinwow 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Right, she was depressed because HER DAD DIED. Of course her behavior would change. Don't post on Reddit about wanting to fuck your depressed ex's mom, and not expect to be judged. But hey, if you want advice, you can go post in r/AITA. I'm sure people will give you lots of advice there.
[β]salfieri4 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can definitely relate to pretty much everything you said just now.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lol sheβs not going to touch you. You are delusional
Lol hahahahahaha!!!
Get her number and ask her to hang , if she says no tough shit move on
[β]Nomadic_Waffle 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I got excited cause I thought you'd actually done it. Nope. How is a much less exciting thing. I'll stay tuned!
[β]YoungLondoner95 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Youβve got to be trolling right?
[β]YoungLondoner95 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you want any chance of doing this, make sure youβve hit the gym beforehand to get that pump and confidence boost, had a shower and put your best shirt and pants on. Put some cologne on as well (not too much though). Once thatβs done, head over to your exβs momβs house when you know your ex wonβt be there. Knock on the door and hope to be invited in and hope and I really mean hope that your wildest porno movies works out from then out in reality in regards to shagging your exβs attractive mother.
[β]KingoftheNorth412 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait for her to get stuck under her bed or, even better, wait for her to get stuck in the kitchen sink. The rest should come naturally. Thatβs how they do it in the βmoviesβ anyway.
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