I am Going to my first House Party Tomorrow Night - Any Advice?

fnordsnord · 2018-04-13T22:55:18+00:00

Talk to EVERYBODY. Make sure you say "hello" to EVERY SINGLE PERSON.

Open ALL of the hot girls. Flirt at least once with EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

Have no more than one drink an hour, and no more than five drinks the entire night.

LogicalBrah · 2018-04-13T19:36:31+00:00

-Try to talk with a bunch of people and not stay with one group. -Introduce yourself to people you don’t know, and introduce people you just met to each other if they don’t already know one another. -Don’t get so drunk you cannot control yourself. Better safe than sorry. Stay a drink or two behind everyone else and stop when they get crazy. -Don’t talk shit about ANYONE. You don’t know who knows who and it’s a quick way to fuck the night up.

Have fun and don’t focus on getting laid if you want to get laid.

900_year_old_vampire · 2018-04-13T19:34:54+00:00

relax and have fun its a party. "hey sup im jimmybob123thrawy" is a fine way to introduce yourself to anyone. getting in on the beer pong or whatever is a fine way to start havin fun. just go with the flow man its a party youll be fine everyone is just chillin

NewBoomAction · 2018-04-13T19:42:34+00:00

Talk about the red pill and teach thy beta-brotheren about the philosophies of Rollo and Roosh. Tell them to stop being faggots and read the sidebar. Tell them to join you in the house of brodin to lift heavy stones and put them back down and to repeat this motion until you kneel.

Ill_Will7 · 2018-04-13T23:40:15+00:00

Dont get so fucked up you dont even remember the hot girls faces. Let the females get hammered faster than you, not hard to do at all. move in on them after they are liquored up, say you want to show them something "cool" in another room. Isolate escalate close. Oh and dont be unattractive

[deleted] · 2018-04-13T21:31:44+00:00

Tell everyone how alpha as fuck you are

Onironius · 2018-04-13T21:47:32+00:00

Obligatory "lift" post.

Title	I am Going to my first House Party Tomorrow Night - Any Advice?
Author	jimmybob123thrawy
Upvotes	3
Comments	14
Date	April 13, 2018 7:23 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/8c1usg/i_am_going_to_my_first_house_party_tomorrow_night/
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