Didn't think this was possible... until it happened (~1 month ago). Reminder to keep pushing.

Hit up Union Square. Get some polite brush-offs, a really fun set where I joke that I'm a prostitute trying to sell his wares with a blonde with amazing hair, and a two set with a model blonde where I fumble after the open and the friend pulls her away. I'm like aight well this is a bust.

See a girl in a one piece denim dress. Perfect hourglass figure. The zipper's pulled down a bit from the top for a nice view. I open direct and compliment her dress. She's immediately receptive. After some banter, I lead strongly and say let's walk around. I introduce her to a group of cool animals rights people on the street I had talked to before for a fun moment. Bounce to the chipotle nearby cause it's lunchtime. She says she's not hungry so she watches me eat Chipotle. I remember saying some fire lines like "I like people who don't wear pants" when we were talking about her dress and she mentioned something about no pants. Good amount of touch the whole time. We go to the petco next door cause she has a cat and wants to check out some stuff. I join her in the store, but go check out some of the cats while she looks at cat toys - I don't want to just be following her around.

We walk around for a bit, then go to shake shack to get food for her cause she gets hungry. I bum off her fries. Vibe is great - I'm fairly sure I can go for the pull. She mentions she has to go to the restroom, so I say how about we walk to (somewhere in the park idk) then we'll go to her place and she can restroom and we can chill for a bit. I false time constraint that I have to be somewhere soon after. We follow that plan, and eventually she leads me to her place.

I sit in a chair and gesture her to sit on my lap. She does it. Things go from there.