There must be a formula to the madness. When i don't give a fuck I randomly come up with goofy shit to say.

Lately here are a few things I will say.

  • Coming at you live from my pants.

  • Hey where did you get that smile? I got mine from an oceans eleven movie

  • Stop looking at me like that. It's making me interested

  • It has come to my attention that I don't have your number. What is it? A name would be good also.

  • In case you didn't notice... your breasts were staring at me.

  • walk up to a girl at the bar You drunk enough to take me home yet?

  • walk up to a girl at the bar Hey ask your friends if they are ready for that orgy

EDIT: They sound terrible. They worked wonderfully. Not sure why