I know a guy whose ugly and short that I work with. He also has an extremely beautiful wife, and has probably had way more women than me. Its pretty obvious as to why. He can come up with something witty to say before I can even process it. Dude works harder and anyone I've ever seen. I dont even know how he has the amount of qualifications he does when we've worked here for almost the same time. Girls like guys that sound the part much more than look the part. I'm telling you, I'm picture perfect, but I sit around and don't try and achieve goals. If you want to get laid more and have more options the only way is to work hard to become that witty person you want to be. Ive also seen people with social problems become an absolutely different person socially. It's not impossible, you gotta get out there and work hard for what you want, thats what chicks dig.