Seduction opportunities happen all the time when you're not thinking about it. Something could come up and you always have to be "on" and ready to do play the game. The weather's been turning nice in the Midwest so I decided to go for a little walk during lunch - lo and behold...a cornucopia of yoga pants.

I see a HB8 at the park with a stroller. A mother? I decide to approach anyway because talking to everyone is important. I give a big smile and I think I followed up with a generic comment on the weather. She was so sweet and started asking where I worked and where I was going. At this point, I thought 'this is where I need to neg.' I looked at the baby and said "Those bibs are pretty popular these days. Is Kmart having a sale?" She tilted her head to the side and just stared at me - great eye contact; probably an IOI so it's time to kino. I said, "My neck would be tired too with a head that big. You must be smart," as I tapped her head. Immediately she sat up straight and said, "What's wrong with you?" A shit test! That's good because that means she's really starting to get into me. At this point the baby started crying and I replied, "Where's her off button? You can dress her up, but you can't take her anywhere!"

Overall I think it went really well..text book. I didn't get the number because she had to go but I'm going to keep going back to the park at the same time until I find her. Totally nailed it. Most of all, happy april fools everyone.