So, I met this hottie at an event at my work. She is in the middle of a divorce... At the end of the event I sit down with her and talk to her about wine (it was a wine event we were at). Before she leaves I get her email address. Below is the back and forth of the email chain, it started out really good but I feel like it took a huge turn for the worse there at the end. Any thoughts as to what happened and how to do it better next time would be appreciated.

Me- I wanted to thank you for coming into [My Work last night], it was a pleasure to meet you. I hope you had a good time and enjoyed the wines. We spoke briefly about the possibility of doing a beginners wine tasting with you and some friends. If you want to get together to talk about what we can do please feel free to email me back or give me a call at [my number]. I look forward to talking to you soon.

Hottie- It was nice meeting you also and I appreciate all that you did for us. I hope that I did not make too much of a fool of myself towards the end of the night! I have a lot on my plate right now but as soon as I get it all taken care I would love to get together. In the meantime if you need to get ahold of me you can email me or my number is [Her number]. I look forward to hearing from you.

Me- [this email came to me at 9am the next day] You are awake way to early in the morning…

Hottie- I have a day job. If it makes you feel any better I go to sleep at 9:00.

Me- Ewww… That is disgusting…. How do you ever get anything done? Oh yah that’s right, your like in [podunk town]. The whole town goes to sleep at 9…

Hottie- I am a boring person - what can I say. And please don't make fun of the fact I live in a retirement community - its either that or I move back to NE.

Me- Man, that’s a tough one… NE or [Podunk town]… What does your schedule look like for this weekend? Let try to get together then. I will try not to keep you out past your bedtime…

Hottie- I can stay out until 11 on the weekends. This weekend we will have to play by ear though. I made plans for a slumber party weekend to celebrate the ex getting out of the house. We are talking about going out in [big city] one night - so if you are up for a group of people, maybe you and some friends can meet us out? Did you work every night?

Me- I am fairly busy but I think I can squeeze a slumber party into my schedule. Although I feel that you are moving a little fast, after all I just met you. Whatever happened to the good old days with a dinner and a movie…?

Hottie- Listen here ya little slut - I was thinking something more traditional like a beer bong and a country bar. Do you only drink wine? You may be too sophisticated for me.

Me- Hey now, no need to get dirty. Apparently you do not know me very well, I used to keep a beer bong in my trunk at all time just in case of emergency, and I have been known to strap on a pair of shit-kicking boots a time or two… Dont worry, either I will bring you up to my level or you will drag me down.. One or the other… Now stop flirting with me and get back to work.

Hottie- Did [mutual friend] tell you to say the last sentence? You are going to be sooo sad now when you don't receive another email from me.

Me- Lol, no I have not spoken to [friend]. The get back to work was more for me than you, if I don’t get all my work don’t I won’t be able to get together with you this weekend. How many people will you have with you? Do I need to invite my attractive single friends or my married respectable friends?

Hottie- Not really sure who is all going. I know there will be one other single girl and attractive single men are always much appreciated! Where do you live and where do you usually go out in?
I will leave you alone for 2 days after this! That should be plenty of time for you to get your work done. Besides - isnt your job just drinking?

Me- Hey now, it’s hard work drinking… and that’s not all I do, you have to FIND the wine to drink as well. I will see if any of my friends are free… Let me know how many people you have going, the last thing I want to do is show up with 5 guys and have the girls outnumbered 2 to 1… don’t ask me how the math would work out on that one, are you friends with a midget? I live in [big city], about 5 min away from [work]. If you want fancy we can do [night club], if you want country we can do [country club]. Or I am sure we can find something between.

Hottie- It wouldn't be all that bad if the ratio was 2:1. I am the furthest thing from fancy so problem not something that route. Where do you frequent? How many nights a week do you work? So hypothetically, if ever made it back to my house and saw that I drink boxed Franzia White Zin - would that be a deal breaker?

Me- We will do beer bong and country – [country bar], how about Saturday night? I will have to clean out my beer bong, I hope you are down because I would hate to show you my masterpiece and it not be used… I work Monday – Saturday from 10am until such time as our good members see fit to leave (between 6pm and 12am typically). Normally if I go out after work I do the [local pub] if I fancy a beer or a small dive bar called the [small dive bar]. [my boss] loves to go to this place called the [some other bar] The only good bottle of wine is a bottle (or box) you like. That being said you might want to clean up before I come over.

Hottie- Thank goodness you will never make it into my house then (or anything else of mine). As for Saturday - let me talk to the people I am going out with and see what they are thinking. I am at the mercy of their hands so I will let you know as soon as I know.

Me- Whoa now, it sounds to me like you are insinuating that there might be something going on here. That is no way to talk between friends, you are lucky that I don’t take offence. Let me know on this weekend.

Hottie- Well then FRIEND - you will happy to know that I am almost done at work and will not be bored enough to take up any more of your time flirting. I hope to hear from the people on Wed and should have more of a game plan then.

Me- Sounds good buddy, ill talk to you then.