this was quite a while ago, but it was just a beautiful pick up and went so smoothly that I wanted to write about it:

I was on ibiza during the winter. it's not very touristy during that time. I was working and went out with spanish speaking friends of mine. At a rather small bar with dance floor, I went to the bathroom, came back out and saw in the ladies room across from it, a guy I kinda knew with two women, doing some pendulum mumbo jumbo and thought: excellent opportunity to join the conversation. I join them and ask what they do. The guy barely recognizes me but becomes very friendly as he realizes, this works way better with a wing man at hand. We do the pendulum thing which was about...it's going to swing clockwise if you're a man or counterclockwise if you're a woman or some shit... anyways: we went back to the dancefloor and I kept talking to one of them, while my new wingman occupied the other. We got along quite well and I remember using this line pretty successfully: "haha, I like you. I'm going to adopt you as my little sister." It became a running gag, and while I escalated physically she referred back to it and asked..."do you dance like this with all your sisters?" and I said..."only if they're hot." which was weird but did the trick quite well.

I don't remember how it happened but a bit later, I went back to my friends while the other guy kept talking to the girls. I partied like crazy and we danced in a circle. I added energy to their party. We were center of attention for sure.

After a while, the guy comes to me and tells me to come back to the girls (good wingman...I had a sticking point of ejecting too soon and not re-engaging). so I come back and keep flirting with the girl from before.

I tell her I want to go outside because I didn't feel so well after drinking which was true and she was hesitant because even though I myself was rather oblivious of what I was doing, of course she was deciding in that very moment if she wanted to make out with me and all. I decide to just go for it, take her hand lead her outside and we make out for quite a while.

Around 20 gitano AMOGs appear, make loud flamenco music and try to cockblock me. At first, I play their game and dance to the flamenco music a little while the girl just sticks with her arms around me. I use a trick I learned at KTTVIP to get rid of one of them that comes up to me almost mid makeout: He says something, I laugh, acknowledge him, make him high five me and return to the conversation with my girl...They lose interest in us, I'm back in the game. We keep making out and having a pretty great conversation. She's happy to find somebody who speaks english (commonalities :D ) which is apparently a little difficult during the winter while no tourists are there.

The dude comes outside with my targets friend and says he wants to smoke some weed. the girls are all for it. I don't do drugs but...blaze up with me around, I don't care. The girls ask if we have other drugs. The guy says we could go to his place, but somehow the girl mentions that she lives close, so we hop into the car of the other girl, drive there and hang out in the living room with some wine and just talk, kiss, cuddle, laugh each with his girl, as the other guy hooked up with the friend. It's really a relaxed situation. Me and the guy are pretty openly discussing what we have to do to get laid now in spanish and the girls don't understand anything. I can really score points because I understand and speak both languages and make fun of them in spanish and teach them, which they love. They're brits. After a while, I just grab my girl and carry her to her bedroom... no LMR.

A nice little trick I used was to teach her spanish by saying the word for each of her body parts while touching it. Like: orejas while you touch her ears, cuello while you touch her neck and so on. Free kino, plus the alpha-teacher situation and loads of eye contact.