Don't tell me to post this in highseddit, because I wont. But this will still help out all you highschoolers. So sit back relax and read.

So the day started off as any other. Wen't to work for a bit came home read some seddit then had to go get dressed for homecoming. I was deciding between classy or hawaiin (school themed). So I dressed classy and brought my haiwaiin shirt in the car just in case.

Got to pictures and right off the bat started to talk with everyone. Parents, guys, girls. Just bonding and having a good time. Then I switch my shirt to haiwaiin cause fuck it lets do it casual.

THE DANCE

Got to the dance with my date and some friends and immediately left her and went with some bros to the dance room. First of all, the setting was shit. Clusters of people not dancing/ kinda dancing and a freaking light shining from the roof of the gym. OH WELL. Get in there and just start fucking raging and dancing with my buds. Remember this: have a good time. Don't sit around and look like a bushel of weeds.

Continuing...

So after about 30 minutes of just dancing with random people, the lights go out and the place is kicking and everyone is going nuts (everyone in the front that is, because AFC's and low hb's occupied the back) I'm pretty much grinding with every attractive girl I see. My technique:

  • Go in the middle of a circle of girls and butt bump them. Then choose target and drag her to you and start grinding.

  • Get into the grinding. Watch this video to learn how:

Grinding Video

  • Don't be afraid to get sensual, if the girl seems to be enjoying it then she probably is. (Calibrate it to how she's reacting)

  • Don't be afraid to lead her by the arms and move her hips with your hands.

  • KEEP TO THE FUCKING BEAT

  • A dance is honestly the perfect place to ping. 1 girl acts gay. Move on to the next one 3 ft away :).

NOW MY FIRST RANDOM K-CLOSE

This one girl that I flirt with quite a bit was on one side of the platform and I made eye contact with her. Pointed and made the "come here" motion with my finger. She follows and we get our groove on. I turn her forward so we are facing eachother as we grind (a bit harder then ass to dick way) Going on... a bit of backround. Once when I was texting this girl she told me she didn't like me cause she had a boyfriend. I got bummed. NOW AT THE DANCE. We are grinding and I put my forehead on hers. I ask if she actually has a boyfriend or if shes just saying that. She says maybe....

HONESTLY IVE READ ABOUT THIS MOMENT SO MANY TIMES. I MUST ACT

BAM go in for the kiss. kiss her under the nose...awkward... she kisses back and we start making out in the middle of the dance floor (still getting props from my bros) After we kiss for like 10seconds. I pull away and kiss her on the forehead. Then dance a bit then leave her. PUSH PULL MUTHA FUCKA

AFTERMATH

my ex-gf found out and is pissed talked with her. Girl said we were only friends. Came up to her today and said we should talk about saturday she said yeah. I was acting nervous and she had to leave. FUCK ME. Oh well gonna see if shes down to skype after I do my homework.

ANYWAYS happy sedditing.

tl;dr: look up