Describe your smoothest pick-ups (example video)

Delightful_White · 2011-12-21T02:20:42+00:00

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MidnightThunderboy · 2011-12-21T11:44:05+00:00

Mines half lame but seemed smooth at the time.

One of the sexier girls I've ever met, was sitting down with me in a club.

I just leaned over and asked her if she wanted to come home, she was a bit confronted and leaned back before she said anything I said "Don't worry, we will flip a corn", flipped it and placed it on her upper thigh, I seen that I had won before she did and already had my hand waiting to assist her up without even giving her the option of saying no. She took my hand and we left lol

Edit: I don't always take corn but have taken carrot on numerous occasions from work parties for the hell of it

threeirory · 2011-12-20T23:07:35+00:00

I was at a party, see a blonde chick sitting in a one seater couch chair thingy. I sit down in it with her, pretty much making her scoot over. I tease her about her zebra print shoes for about a minute, then lean in and make out. she was sober at the time, I was fucking hammered.

Chicken-n-Waffles · 2011-12-21T06:19:08+00:00

My favorite pickup

aaron_is_here · 2011-12-21T00:53:00+00:00

At a bar with some friends. They tell me to try and get a girl to buy me a drink.

Me: I drank all my beer. You should buy me a drink.

Girl: And who the fuck are you?!

Me with a smirk on my face: Aaron. And you? Shakes her hand

Girl: I'm blah-blah... (forgot her name)

Long story short, she was a cool girl. We ended up talking for a little bit. No I didn't get a drink. But it made me realize that I could turn around a girl's foul mood as long as I keep a strong frame.

2011-12-22T12:12:44+00:00

I was raving drunk and was getting on the night bus home.

Was horny too :)

So I see this girl sit by herself, and I ask. "May I?" or more like..:"Mayeeehh...aiii?!!" ...and she says yes. Strange because there were like 8 other people on the bus, and 40 available seats.

Anyway. The pick up was:

"I am so thirsty. Do you have a drink?"

(removes headphones)

"what?"

"drink? Do you have some. So thirsty."

"no"...

"oh... "

(common rapport)

"where do you live?"

"blabblah"

"me too!" (didn't)

(get off at same stop)

"oh shit. I have to walk for like 20 minutes. So thirsty. Could I get some water at your place?"

"ok."

and there you go.

Found out she was sober and was on her way home from work after. Strangest pickup ever, in my book. Almost. Side note: That day I learned that younger girls (over 12 years younger) don't mind older guys ;). Yeyyes...she was 19.

bcktth · 2011-12-22T16:07:07+00:00

Walked into a night club I frequent with several of my friends. Caught up the door girl (they charge for out-of-towners) and a random girl grabs my hand and tells me she wants me to talk to her friend.

For the record, I'm sober and comply. Her friend is a hardcore HB9 yet strangely shy and almost in disbelief I was there infront of her. We make small talk, I can see her eyes wide-open and go for my fail-proof kiss close.

Within 4 minutes we were kissing and I than stepped out to catch up with my friends (not afraid to part). My wing pulls me aside and said "Ok seriously, how did you do that?" I never told him, it's fail-proof for a reason... no one else I know does it and that's how I like it.

newtothelyte · 2011-12-21T07:09:50+00:00

Worked at the local Renaissance Festival one summer and there was this attractive girl working in the same booth with me. We did the usual lil chitchat, but I didn't really try to spit any game at her since every other dude in our booth was trying to get at her. Anyways after a long day of serving food, alcohol, and shit we both stink like hell. I offer to give a ride home with no intentions of banging her. Drop her off and she says "why don't you shower here". The rest you can figure out. Not really smooth since I never really tried, but one of my rare ONS

Title	Describe your smoothest pick-ups (example video)
Author	NotoriousNig
Upvotes	15
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Date	December 20, 2011 9:26 PM UTC (14 years ago)
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