Horse Girl: does anyone know the followups to BradP's opener?

ThrowawayPUA · 2012-03-11T03:53:57+00:00

I thought Horse Girl was a fairly self-contained opener. Do you know the whole routine?

This is a discussion of the opener, directly from Brad P.

rmbarnes · 2012-03-11T18:31:51+00:00

I can't see why you'd want to use that opener.

ashsimmonds · 2012-03-11T02:44:23+00:00

Beating a dead horse opener.

totalradass · 2012-03-11T06:53:06+00:00

I use the horse girl thing, but not usually as an opener. I'll start with what brad p says more or less, and then say something about how every class had a horse girl, but never a horse boy. Why the fuck is that? How come every girl is sooo into horses, but you never see some dude wearing a horse shirt carrying a horsey trapper keeper.

Then I'll bust on them saying girls only love horses because it rubs the fuck out of their clit, or because they subconsciously want the monster dong.

Or I'll say I have this theory that horses are like every girls ideal boyfriend, they will carry you wherever you want, let you brush their hair, ...and the huge floppy monster dick.

It's playful/sexual/funny which is pretty much my m.o.

Title	Horse Girl: does anyone know the followups to BradP's opener?
Author	JustAnotherPrimate
Upvotes	2
Comments	5
Date	March 11, 2012 2:36 AM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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