field report from a couple of weeks ago. Great example of being super direct.

I am at one of my usual pick up bars. Kind of a clubby meat market bar just outside DC. I am with my usual wing. It is after work and as usual I am tired.

I am hanging out by the bar and and I notice a couple of girls coming out of the bathroom area. One of the girls is smoking hot. Skinny. Blond. Sparkly low cut top with lots of cleavage busting out. She looks like a porn star or something. I see her and her friend chatting the bouncer by the door. Shit. They leaving?

I go to the bar and wait to get my water. I happen to notice her friend across the bar - also has massive cleavage and is pretty sexy too. Some guy is buying her a drink. I keep my eyes in that direction. The target comes over. I know I need to make eye contact so I simply stare where ever her eyes would be if she glanced my direction. She finally glances at me and our eyes meet. I hold my contact. I am pretty stoic faced - I am tired. She breaks the eye contact after a second or two. Success. I break and look for the bartender and look back over. I am just watching her. Another guy comes over and starts to hit on her. Then another guy comes over. Now some gangsta white hip hoppa kid is entertaining her. I finally get my beer and head over to her side of the bar. I want to get in line of sight with her. I go around and lean against a stone pillar there and sip my beer just staring at her. Creepy right? She keeps looking at me. I chat with the cute girl next to me a bit. But my eye contact is mostly focused my target. I am waiting for my in.

Her friends come over and rescue her. This is my chance I walk directly for her. She is getting away. I have no clue what I am going to say. I grab her. ‘Hey...’ ‘Hey..’ she turns and continues. I can tell she is nervous and scared. I grab her again and pull her into me. My mind is racing I have no clue what to say ‘I thought you were really fucking sexy. how many guys have hit on you tonight? 10?’ She giggles and says ‘only 5’. She immediately asks my name and we do a slow seductive hand shake. I am in. We chat very briefly before she invites me to dance with her friends.

She is almost instantly grinding her sexy tight ass against my hard cock. we chat a bit. I tell her how sexy she is again while my fingers slide across her exposed midriff. More chit chat face to face and dancing. I am behind her again and I move her hair aside and smell her, caress her exposed neck and kiss the back of her neck. I tell her she smells good. She turns again and we kiss a bit. Her friend comes and gets her and they head to the bathroom. They come back and I and I try and introduce my friend to her friend. they aren’t having it. They say they are going to the bar to get a drink. I let them go. I go to a different section to get some water. I see her across the bar. More eye contact.

I get my water and head over. She is engaging me and things are good. I find out she is norwegian, which is why she looks like a porn star. I also find out her friend is her cousin. He coursin is giving me a little shit at some point and my target actually sticks up for me (huge IOI). Her other friends are leaving now and she has to go but I grab her again and number close.

I texted her that night. Got a quick response. Texted the next day and tried arranging a day 2. She was responding quickly and writing long messages which were good signs but ultimately the logistics were not working and buying temperature cooled over the course of a week or so. no f-close on this one.