I was driving my car today by one of those little auto-glass/car wash places on the side of the road, and saw a girl who almost made me drive off the road. Blonde highlights, stretchy exercise clothes that outlined everything perfectly, cute little trainers...yeah.

I was feeling good already, so I pulled over. I guess the attendant guy was checking on something in the back and she was the only one there so it really was great already as far as isolation/AA went, and I just strolled up to her and said, "Hey, you look incredible and almost made me have a wreck. I'd love to stay here and flirt with you but I'm already running late; can I text you witty things until we can figure out a time to go out?" And she went with it.

I wish I could find an animate gif of a half-court buzzerbeater because that's what it felt like. Will update if anything comes of it.