Guide to Dating Rich Girls: Some Good Advice In Here

IAmTheOmNom · 2012-07-12T00:34:34+00:00

Rich girls are hot because their moms are hot.

Already made my day.

Still the article is horrible seduction wise.

The article tells you how to become her puppy dog. But what you (usually) want to be is the prodigy that rocks her world.

coque9 · 2012-07-11T21:30:59+00:00

thought this was hilarious when i saw it a while back

BSchoolBro · 2012-07-12T01:08:10+00:00

You've gotta play it like Basquiat or Leo in Titanic; wear fingerless gloves, squint a lot, and say things like "Mister, I meet a lotta people with money, but whadda they got to show for it?"

Oh... okay...

Trippnbilliez · 2012-07-12T06:00:00+00:00

One of a rich girl's favorite activities is to go and look at other rich-people-who-are-pretending-to-be-poor playing in bands.

This hits a chord.

Van_Devious · 2012-07-12T04:58:22+00:00

everybody should start a company/start Duran Duran

EvolutionTheory · 2012-07-12T07:24:47+00:00

This article is golden! Absolutely spot on great. At least, for the kind of rich girl it's talking about.. new money. Typically not old money.

hawkeseh · 2012-07-12T08:04:25+00:00

The new money..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEDvlSAMhQU&ob=av3e

2012-07-12T13:11:39+00:00

dated a girls who's parents with ridiculously rich " excitingly weird mixture of prescription pills, naps, crazy arguments, depressing music, room service, therapists, tattoos that cost more than cars, jet lag, and guest lists." describes our relationship to a tee.

Poisonpkr · 2012-07-12T19:31:41+00:00

That thing about rich fathers weirdly flirting with their daughters... wow, nail on head. have seen that before and its creeeepy

2012-07-13T02:26:50+00:00

I dated a rich girl before. It's basically all this, but she was sheltered because her parents had enough money to do so. Depressing.

SeducesStrangers · 2012-07-13T06:56:27+00:00

Twice I've done this shit. You'd think I would have learned the first time not to stick my dick in crazy. I'm pretty sure the female version of this article is 50 shades of grey.
The only thing the article left out is closure. How, once its over, you want to rip apart her world and expose her for the manipulative cunt she is, but fear the impending lawsuit that you can't afford a lawyer to defend you. I guess it kinda mentioned that with the lines on the sneeze guard.
Dam this hit home hard though. When all is said and done and you finally get over it, it makes for one hell of a suspense story. Just don't tell it to your next prospect. It freaks them out, unless, that is, she's the same type.

Pure_Ambition · 2012-07-12T04:02:48+00:00

I thought this was going to be good, but then... It wasn't.

2012-07-11T20:10:37+00:00

[JMFC] that was so fucking funny! I have forwarded to a few friends who supposedly do creative writing, but ..... not that funny.

Did you read http://www.vice.com/read/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides ?

Title	Guide to Dating Rich Girls: Some Good Advice In Here
Author	blueeyedtongue
Upvotes	25
Comments	14
Date	July 11, 2012 6:53 PM UTC (14 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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