Best way to get rid of a stage 5 clinger?

avonv · 2012-09-01T09:35:50+00:00

fake your own death or invent some kind of mysterious illness like grote's disease. also, delete her from your facebook, ignore her texts, and change your house keys while you are at it

rotaercz · 2012-09-01T20:59:53+00:00

Be even more clingy than her. Works every time.

sender11 · 2012-09-01T08:47:53+00:00

Just tell her. No reason to beat around the bush. Just up and tell her you're not interested in her romantically.

bewt · 2012-09-01T23:05:28+00:00

Cling wrap her to something. Creepy and punny. Should work, or escalate into some sort of BDSM dream of her's and make the situation worse.

Title	Best way to get rid of a stage 5 clinger?
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	2
Comments	10
Date	September 1, 2012 8:09 AM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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