How would you respond to this question?

Nexdominus · 2012-12-13T20:30:05+00:00

Well just after I was kicked out of middle school for fucking my science teacher I worked as a rodeo clown for awhile before getting my big break as the chief monkey masturbator for the San Diego Zoo. What's your story?

SinSlayer · 2012-12-13T20:43:55+00:00

"My mother left me on the steps of the local orphanage when I was only a week old. It was tough there; all the other kids would tease me and throw rocks. I can honestly say that if not for Sister Mary Margaret, and the kindness she showed me, I would not be the man I am today. I struck out on my own at fifteen. Young, I know, but there was a big world out there, and I wanted to see it. Running away with the circus is harder than it sounds, and to this day, I can't see an elephant without shedding a tear, but I learned a lot, and met the love of my life. Her name was Talia, and she was the prettiest girl I'd ever seen, even with those shinny flippers instead of hands. My first experience with a woman was with Talia, and let me tell you; every man should experience a hand job from a girl with flippers.

But ours was a love that wasn't meant to be. Talia feel victim to a tragic accident involving a performance where she would catch raw fish in her mouth and swallow them whole. I told her that catfish was too big, but she was a stubborn girl... Oh how I miss those big brown eyes and the way she would clap and bark whenever I did something that amused her.

Heart broken, I singed on with a merchant ship as part of the crew. The men there we hard and tough as leather, but fair and gentle, especially when it was my turn to sit in the bucket. I kind of drifted around after that, going wherever the day and destiny took me. I even spent some time in a Taiwanese prison. I wont tell you what I did to get there, but I will tell you that you never forget the look in a man's eyes as the last glimmer of life fades away...

Anyway, now, I'm here, and talking to you, and hoping this doesn't turn out like that time I was in Tia Juana.

What about you?

Nexdominus · 2012-12-14T04:28:03+00:00

I read this somewhere what do you guys think?

Boy meets world. Boy fights world. Man loves world. Man changes world.

2012-12-13T23:29:46+00:00

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ThrowawayPUA · 2012-12-14T20:59:39+00:00

You deal with it like a shit test. "I drive a garbage truck."

Title	How would you respond to this question?
Author	Nexdominus
Upvotes	5
Comments	10
Date	December 13, 2012 8:11 PM UTC (13 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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