I go to a 4 year university, and last week was my first back on campus.

Now, I pretty much live in my school's game room. (Pool is an expensive hobby, but it's a damn good stress reliever.) So I'm playing by myself on the first day, and there's a cute girl (~HB7) sitting alone on a stool texting. I tell her she looks bored and that she should come play a game, she complies.

This girl is a terrible pool player. (Side note - Never go easy on them. Not for any bullshit macho reason, but it's way more attractive of you push them to get better, not cater to their own shitty game.) When I ask her why she's doing so poorly, she blames it on "sexual frustration". Suddenly a big red target appears on her forehead. With that, I lock in. She seems receptive. Before she leaves to go to her belly dancing class (mental note - She's now an HB8), she gives me her number and we make plans to hang out the following day.

The next day is... interesting. Over the phone, we made plans specifically to hike, which I love. However, once the day comes, she keeps me waiting for almost 45 minutes with no call. I'm now very annoyed. When she finally does show up, I find out that she's forgotten about the hike already, and she thinks that we're just gonna go smoke pot in her car. (I'm not a pot guy.) Instead of following her around like a puppy dog, I tell her that I'm going on this hike anyway, and she can come if she likes. She hesitates, but once she realizes that I'm seriously going without her, she decides to come with. My firmness pays off.

Next, we stop by my place so I can "grab a change of clothes". This only partially true...

  • If you can get a girl to your house once before making a move, their trust in you will double.
  • While we're in my room, I stand up to go to the bathroom. Before I go, I say, "I'll be right back. Go through my stuff, get to know me." Be shameless. It's attractive, and once she digs through your drawers, (which SHE WILL), she'll feel like she knows you better.

Anyway, we go on the hike. The entire time, we're making sexual jokes, talking about the benefits of casual sex, etc. So far, this seems like an open and shut case. HOWEVER, I slowly begin to realize that this girl is fucking psychotic. A few examples:

  • As a "joke", she had me convinced for about 20 minutes that she was born a guy.
  • "I've broken all of my exes hearts; I think it's fun. All of them have blocked me on facebook, and 2 have restraining orders... isn't that funny?"

Also, her shit-tests went over the top. Once we were back at my place, despite all of her big talk, she stops me when I make a move. Why? She wants to "take it slow". Despite the fact that she told me all of 20 minutes previously that she has "an insatiable craving for dick" (her words, I swear), she's now putting the brakes on. At this point, I realize that I have it in the bag, so I'm not effected. I get off the bed, go over to my computer, and start surfing the internet. This drives her nuts.

At one point in this push-and-pull bullshit, she tells me that she won't sleep with me unless I commit to dating her. I pull away and laugh in her face. This is a girl who is a self-professed heartbreaker/sociopath. I call her out for being dishonest and playing power games; she's flabbergasted that I was able to figure that out. I tell her that I'm done playing, and go back to my computer on the other side of the room. She pouts and tells me to come back to the bed, but I refuse and tell her that if she wants to hook up with me, she'll have to make the first move. She refuses, but still won't let up. I tell her that if she takes off her shirt, I'll consider that a move. She's shocked, but clearly turned on. The shirt comes off. "Undershirt, too", I say. It comes off. "And the bra". Off.

The rest is pretty obvious. I know it's a general rule to "never stick your dick in crazy", but it's also a general rule that crazy gives great head.

Be firm, no matter what, and the rest will work itself out.