DISCLAIMER: this post is worth our own self-amusement, these openers should not be intended to get a reaction out of women.

Hey guys I was thinking there should be a post where we all post our favorite openers. I don't necessarily mean the opener you use the most, I personally just say "hi" or "hey who are you" most of the time. However I am bored of this and want to mix things up with some wacky new lines.

Now, I feel that if I don't say this, 1/3 of the comments are going to be "hey what's up" so let's be a little more creative than that.

After a day or so I will edit this original post to include all the most upvoted responses to have a more accessible list!

These can be as serious or silly as you want, I think we would all enjoy mixing it up in the field so it doesn't feel so repetitive.

Here are my favorites (feel free to explain them if you want, some are too silly for that I know):

1) Hey, I'm lost, what city is this?

2) Hola como estas hoy?

3) Hey, quick question, do I look like a drug dealer to you?

4) Hey I just need to ask you... Dogs or catfish?

Explanations:

1) We all know guys ask stupid questions they already know the answer to as an excuse to start a conversation, so what I like to do is open with this ridiculously stupid question (confidently of course) then just keep talking with the girl

2) I am really trying to make the final push to being fluent in spanish so this is cool when I get a response is spanish and can practice.

3) I think this is the only oldschool game line I use, it's part of this longer routine but I just say the line since I do look like a drug dealer some days. Do not use on girls who might be into drugs.

4) This busts open girls like the Kool Aid Man, its a friendly question with a twist that I have fun using

Post away!