Thats about the gist of it, i may be sitting down in the lounge area just chatting with others or facetiming a girl I’m trying to mess with.

This new security guard is fairly young and interacts with us. It started with him asking who was calling when my girl called me “is that your mom?” Which is an obvious shit test. I say no and pick up and enjoy the convo.

We speak and this guy jumps in and asks if she’s my gf.

We speak and she hangs up to handle something.

We and guard chat and its nothing but condescending shit. I engage like i would a regular convo because i see through this shit.

Girl calls back and then he starts shouting how I’m embarrassed by her and says shit like “(Insert girls name) is looking for you” ect.

Like, why tf is this guy here? It’s aggravating and i’m not trying to have this chick lose her shit over some crabby ass phrase.

What do i do? Can’t exactly tell a guard to fuck off, right?

Edit: This is at my dorm guys. Not a club. I’m not retarded