I have a new idea. Bear with me.

When was the last time you told a girl no? When was the last time someone went to hit talk to you in a bar and you said, "sorry, I'm just here to dance" and seriously meant it?

When was the last time you said, "not interested" to a sexy girl because she...had a weird hairstyle or some bullshit?

Or, better, when was the last time you totally flaked out on a girl who was looking forward to a date with you? ("um...I, like, have too many other parties I have to go to").

I can tell you the last time a girl did all of those fucking things to me. I actually can't tell you a time a girl -- even one I've ended up fucking or dating -- hasn't done that to me.

So if you're in a similar position, I say flip the switch. Just commit to it for a few weeks. Reject the next girl who comes your way for no reason. Or tell them you're too busy even if you're only...slightly busy.

Will it get you laid? Probably not. And that's ok, because neither will doing anything girls want you to do. So that's why I'm going on an end-of-year rejection fest: to get used to being in the position of power, which is our goddamn birthright. Who knows -- maybe me being an asshole will get some of you laid on the rebound.

You're welcome.