I'll be on a beer festival in my city next 5 days every evening. Thousands of people are coming, lots and lots of hot girls :) Anyone has idea for some funny/creative openers to use on a beer festival? I'm usually not 'canned openers' guy but this is the situation where I could really use it :)

textherfirst · 2014-08-12T18:43:23+00:00

I was at a beer festival a few months ago. When next to cute girls while standing in line to try a new beer, I would always open with, "Have you girls tried this beer yet?"

Not particularly witty or clever, but I found it a good opener and after you can just go with the flow, talking about what beers you tried and liked, etc. If things go especially well, you can "team up" and walk around together trying some of the beers together. "Oh, if you girls liked that type, you gotta try so and so. Come with us, we're heading there next." That sort of thing.

Good luck and have fun!

alligatorblowgun · 2014-08-12T20:00:04+00:00

Beer festival. Canned openers. Ha-ha

hardspank916 · 2014-08-12T19:48:31+00:00

Hey, did you know that vikings used to believe that there was a giant goat whose utters had an endless supply of beer waiting for them in Valhalla?

etcomro · 2014-08-12T18:51:44+00:00

'Hi'

rmbarnes · 2014-08-12T18:50:22+00:00

The one at Olympia by any chance?

recyclablebantha · 2014-08-13T05:02:07+00:00

You don't need pre-made openers.

Just pay attention during the festival. With that much going on, you're going to see interesting unusual, funny, strange things. And you'll have questions. All you have to do is use those things as material when you talk to people.

stabilized_re_entry · 2014-08-13T18:35:17+00:00

Its a beer festival dude...and you're there for 5 days.

"Hey you! You look like you can drink what's in your glass?". Then just gauge them and either make fun or agree and make a funny comment/compliment about the choice

My point is I thought of that stupid line sitting on my ass avoiding work. Just relax, don't put pressure on yourself you have 5 days. You'll think of something way better when you're there in the moment.

Not2original · 2014-08-12T18:59:02+00:00

double fist all the beers, offer them to hot girls and ask to try theirs.

b214n · 2014-08-12T19:45:37+00:00

Use fewer colons and parentheses.

2014-08-15T21:38:19+00:00

"It seems like your friend has had enough" "Haven't you had enough" "You look drunk!" "You look sober!" "No more beer for you!" "Imagine all this people went to a swimming pool with all the beer in their stomachs!"

This is DaveDe seminar stuff from Craig I believe. Introduce yourself as if to shake hands, high energy, reach with your glass holding hand, leave the mug in her hand (she instinctively holds it) then leave it to her, turn around and leave making her follow you around to return your beer ;) if she doesn't hold it and it drops; make her buy you a drink.

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