For the first time in my life...

spike-alias · 2015-05-29T20:40:53+00:00

One in the bar, one in the restaurant ===> one in the bedroom, one on the couch.

Straight out of an episode of Frasier. You just have to time your bathroom breaks carefully. Of course, if it is true to sitcom form, they will meet in the end, the whole thing will hilariously blow up, and you'll end up with neither but having learned a valuable life lesson.

KawnN · 2015-05-29T19:38:58+00:00

here you go casanova. use your casanova skills, pick one of them whom you want to bang/kiss and tell her that its urgent and you need to rescedule the date to 3 or 2 hours later.

Big_TX · 2015-05-29T20:55:46+00:00

That's what they say, you never end up having less problems, you just get better problems

johnnyboyfart · 2015-05-29T18:02:56+00:00

dont cancel on either one. go on both dates.

JessicaB224 · 2015-05-29T23:39:53+00:00

Why would you schedule both? Whoever makes confirmed plans with me first gets dibs, then the second person has to reschedule.

168981 · 2015-05-29T23:29:10+00:00

"Girl A, this is girl B; girl B, this is girl A. I'd suggest y'all get to know each other pretty well, because we will be swapping bodily fluids later and you 2 will have to share my cock"

Title	For the first time in my life...
Author	BecauseShame
Upvotes	17
Comments	9
Date	May 29, 2015 5:50 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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