This title probably sounded like some buzzfeed article, but I assure you it’s definitely not. I’m 17 and I’ve been cold approaching girls for maybe a month now. I’m just starting out, but I’m already getting pretty good. The funny thing is, since last year, I’d just never gotten around to getting on a date and due to that I’d never had my oh so magical “first kiss”. Ironic, I know.

So a few weeks ago I approached this friend I kinda knew from down the street. He was with some family so I got to know the whole group. A cute redhead was a part of that group, so before I left I playfully challenged her and told her to put her number in my phone. She did, and she’d been clinging to me ever since. I got to the point where I was about to tell her to go away, but I figured I’d give her a chance; maybe she was less annoying in person. She was gonna be at a football game I was considering going to, so I decided I’d meet her.

Turned out she wasn’t as annoying in person. She kept hugging her friends and asking if she could hug me, but I playfully declined, telling her she had to “be good” first. At another point she kept messing with my hat, so I told her if she did it again I’d have to spank her. She said “I bet you’d like that”, so I said, “I’d bet you’d like it, weirdo” and instead of denying, she just said “I would.” So, I lightly slapped her ass and said “bad girl”, and she gave me some fuck-me-eyes.

Later we sat and I built some rapport, but eventually got bored and got up. She followed. I told her I was gonna get going, and she asked for a hug. I said she had to ask really nicely, so she complied like a good girl. I gave her a hug, grabbed her ass, and kissed her. Then I left.

I’m gonna have to tell her I don’t wanna be tied down, but it was a fun time and I look forward to seeing her again eventually. My priorities are more on continuing to cold-approach at the moment though.