So I am kind of the leader of our wolf pack (4/5 nerdy guys but we can scrub up alright, and have some moves!). I always have to make all the decisions or coordinate the evening plans hehe! My 2 main wing-man are Alpha male +++, and never have a problem scoring, but I fail every time. What makes it worse, is I am ALWAYS the one that befriends the chicks, and brings them in, but once acquainted I see the girls I brought in already scanning my friends making up their mind. And over and over again they will hook up with my mates, go home with them. Yet next time they remember me, and we're even facebook friends, but i'm mr. AFC and my mate who has even forgotten the girls name, is gettin all the loving.

Sometimes i just think it comes down to attraction? I dress well and have a rugby players physique, and some morings I wake up and pleasantly surprised at the fine specimen i see in the mirror. Other times i look in the mirror almost 35 yr old and go (Ergh gross, no one would ever want to get naked with you. I'm pale and dont have ideal physique. BUT I have been told im not ugly, so woo yay.

So what am I gonna do about this? Here's what I got, but i would really like your advice: - For once in my life I'm going to go to the gym and do some weights and maybe get 'buff' - Smarter clothes (no more funky shoes air max 90's which u know are rare but no one else notices or cares) -I always go for black skinny jeans. Wear them to work and everyone teases me for being a hipster. Should I stop trying too hard and just go with 'generic metro styles' that dont go too hard? -I gotta learn to close. Last night was the first time in ages that I have made a move (and hey rejection was kind of fun! gimme more pls haha) - I need to get some mojo. I had it years ago at uni when i was so full of myself and over-confident. U know that fasade\energy someones personality can have that ppl see instantly and its like a forcefield\glow around them stopping them from judging you on your looks. I need an injection of that thanks. PLs advise where mojo juice can be acquired or wish it upon me, and use the secret (or something).

In the end, I would like to be desired for gods sake! I eat well, im healthy, fit, manly, buff and funny (actually hilarious, srsly). Pls realise im joking when i boast my awesomeness, its my sense of humour overdoing narcissistic sarcasm as a way of letting u know I am happy with who I am. Which I am, but its lonely over here!. So yeh im in a drought, been single for 2+ years and havent reaslly tried too hard,havent bothered with internet dating etc., i have always met amazing past girlfriends in very random ways that has provided a great spark to start things going with excitement. I met my last when we were looking at buying hammocks, and they had a 2 person hammock that didnt look like it would be comfortable. So we both, hopped in the hammock and had a swing. Then the hammock broke and fell on the ground, and she fell into me in such a way that i couldnt let her go, and we just kind of sat there going "what the hell just happened" with big smiles on our face.

Thanks for listening. PLease unload thy knowledge and wisdom unto me!! i need more perspective in my life. And i could go a sausage roll right now. Im hungry.

TL;DR Wahh wahh its not fair that the good looking ppl get everything, we need loving too. How do i trick them into seeing me as the awesome rock star i see every day in the mirror. How come they dont see that??

ps. Apolgies if you dont like the narcissistic sarcasmeapologies for drunken, sleep deprived narrative style. i dont always see the world this way, but just being a bit silly for affect, Pls dont vote me down or judge me so, ive had enough rejection for this weekend!!.