So I was at the local bar for whiskey and cigars to celebrate christmas.

I get a merry christmas text for a girl to which I respond "Out for a drink, merry christmas yourself". And send a picture of our table which didn't include who I was with.

Her: are you out alone?"

Me: nah my lovely company started misbehaving so I thought I'd text wishes.

Her: have a great time and do show some leniency, the day allows it (The way it was phrased in my language there was an innuendo)

Me: You'll never learn, throwing out innuendoes all the time.

Her: You kidding? There was no innuendo, I mean what I write. But if your imagination soars, I got no problem with that 😈

Me: well if you didn't mean it like that I find your imagination lacking

Her: leave my imagination alone! Especially now that I put it to sleep!

Me: 1:30am is too early for that. I do hope that in the few hours that it's awake it works miracles..

Her: Of course it does my son (priest roleplay), but to see that you first have to believe it. And now because I've said one stupid thing too many i'm gonna go to sleep.

At that point I didn't respond as we were having too much fun were I was.