Hello!

I can add details if people want them, but here's the gist:

It's my birthday, so my friends invited me to a club. I'm really not a clubber, but meh, it'll be fun. On the way, I try calling people for details and nobody returns my calls. I figure they're inside. More on that later.

I get out of the car, and this 8.5/10 blonde walks up to me and says "I'm completely lost. I just moved here and I need help finding my way home". So I introduce myself, give some directions, and start asking questions about her, yadda yadda. She's responding well, and we end up on an instant date at the bar nearby.

Kino escalation is working fine, though she's a bit skiddish (anxious? but responding well regardless), and I do everything to indicate that I want her to be on top of me later. Pretty standard stuff. Almost 3 hours later, I've paid the bill, walk her to her car, go for the kiss, and she flipped her lid, saying "I don't understand why girls and guys can't be friends. Sorry, not interested. Have a nice life".

There was a bit more than that, but I was basically just stunned. What the fuck just happened. I guess I got used.

So, go back to the club to find my friends, who are nowhere. Never contacted me, nothing. Walking back to my car kind of pissed off, I see a girl about to get into her car and cold approach. Goes well. K-close, #-close, done.

So yeah. Happy 25th to me I suppose.

TL:DR - instant date with 8.5/10, seems to be going great, she completely shuts me down at the end of the night. Friends bailed on me. K-closed a milf