Gentlemen,

Today's challenge.

Turn off Pornhub...

Okay good, that wasn't the challenge though, here it is:

Buy a cheap product, gum, candy, a drink, whatever can put you in line at the store. Compliment at least one stranger's clothing in line, and have at least a 5 comment exchange. This doesn't mean "I like your shoes" "Oh thanks" "yeah no problem". That is only two. You must say five things to them, such as "yeah I really like the beige, it reminds me of old dried catpoop" (protip: just an example, don't say that) and continue the conversation where YOU are saying five things to them.

Being in line, you won't be able to escape even though your brain may tell you to get the fuck outta here and ditch the gum (you're stuck mf muahahaha). You are training yourself to stick around and expand conversation.

Point system- You must earn FIVE POINTS or you failed the assignment.

Old people/kids/fatties= 0 points. Sorry, that's too easy. No tap outs. Adults/College aged guy= .5 points College aged girl= .75 points College aged hot girl= 1 point

That's it. This is a simple training method to get you out there and socialize. Field reports, and how you feel how it went would be great. Keep us posted.