Hi, I'm a foreigner and every sentence I hear from women, I'd like to return it in a flirty way.

For instance, if a naked news lady says this, I'd like to react..

1. Naked news Lady: Lots to cover today.

Me: It would take more than lots to cover THAT.

or

2. Newslady: It's actually packaged in high-tech material.

Me: You are the whole package.

..I think number 2 kinda doesn't make sense but at least do you see where I'm going with this? I'd like to be good at flirty comebacks. How do I develop this skill? Should I watch TV a lot? A little help please.